Two Rules for Dealing with Bernie Carbo: Don't Throw Slop, Don't Testify Against Him: Or he will hit a home run. Or have your arms broken. If I had a spare two grand laying around, I'd call Bernie's friends to see if we could stop those Just for Men ads.
Wow. That story is nuts.
If I wanted to hurt Hernandez, I'd pay somebody to shave off that stache. It's the source of his power.
posted by rcade at 02:22 PM on May 13, 2010