12/21/24
April 28, 2010
Bjorn Borg Returns to Competitive Tennis: Bjorn Borg will play competitive tennis in the United States for the first time in a decade at the Staples Champions Cup this week in Boston. If he beats Mikael Pernfors in the opening round Thursday, he'll meet the winner of a match between John McEnroe and Mats Wilander. "[McEnroe] has been trying to convince me to come for the last two or three years," Borg said.
If he beats Mikael Pernfors in the opening round Thursday, he'll meet the winner of a match between John McEnroe and Mats Wilander.
At least they're not going to be five setters on clay. At their age, each match would take about nine hours to complete.
posted by owlhouse at 05:51 PM on April 28, 2010
mr_crash_davis, my nose is currently stinging due to the hot tea I just forcibly expelled through it while explosively laughing. Thanks a lot.
posted by Joey Michaels at 10:34 PM on April 28, 2010
Prepare to be assimilated.