August 14, 2009

Landon Donovan Has H1N1 Swine Flu: Upon his return from Mexico, U.S. soccer star Landon Donovan discovered that he had the H1N1 swine flu, he told Sports Illustrated. "I felt something when I got into Miami on Sunday. "I haven't felt that way in a game in a long time. ... I just felt lethargic, slow. I didn't feel normal."

posted by rcade to soccer at 05:50 PM - 7 comments

"I haven't felt that way in a game in a long time. ... I just felt lethargic, slow. I didn't feel normal. felt like I was playing for Leverkusen again"

Fixed.

posted by owlhouse at 06:27 PM on August 14, 2009

Well this puts that vomit and pee in a new light, doesn't it?

posted by cl at 07:28 PM on August 14, 2009

Cut him some slack, he is the best player at the present on the USMNT!

posted by trueblueroo at 08:12 PM on August 14, 2009

A. Wasn't he ever told, "Don't drink the water!"

B. Donovan got his jock strap burned on the set-up to the second goal.

posted by jjzucal at 10:30 PM on August 14, 2009

I think he's a real good player...

posted by StarFucker at 03:11 AM on August 15, 2009

He's probably the first name on the team sheet for the Swine Flu XI.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 08:12 AM on August 15, 2009

Beckham probably slipped something in his tea.

posted by Drood at 04:05 AM on August 18, 2009

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