November 27, 2006

Spofi EPL FFL: Week 14. More of the same. The new same, that is.

posted by gspm to fantasy at 09:37 PM - 22 comments

#TeamManagerGamTotChgTransfersOverall Rank
1ATL Untitledtrox467010710,518
2Crap City Unitedgspm43685+11323,085
3Ardley Athleticsquealy31679-11530,074
4BillSaysThisScores!!billsaysthis4267401236,537
5Phatcat FCgarfield43654+21274,854
6The ClitoratiFat Buddha39651-1781,662
7The Magyarsobstacle224636-22125,664
8My Hair Is So Banginchicobangs60634+312134,068
9The Lawn Wranglerslawn_wrangler38629-111151,995
10Inter Hoxtonskronk43626-116164,464
11EnFuegoetrader40613+212218,346
12The Red Mistwalrus38612-110222,250
13FIFA RankingsMr Bismarck27608-312241,203
14PunksInTheBeerlightholden55607+211245,709
15Middle Pocket Maresowlhouse31600-26277,734
16Ball Booterscabuki50599+115284,507
16Upper V, Bitches!Jeffwa42599-14282,158
18TX DevilsTexan_lost_in_NY39580014379,884
19Cutters IVmdb135576-19399,262
20Zizou Headbuttersworldcup200236566012450,482
21Arrowwood Unitedklangklangston4456403458,573
22Sauril's WideBoyssauril4656301463,230
23FC Hammerrcade42546+10543,125
24FencersFence37542-18564,146
2500100011 00110001'sgeekyguy44537+111586,247
26Spofield TownJames H50531+30607,877
27This is Anfield2757521+50647,351
28Range Park Queensyerfatma50520+35653,331
29I Like Beernickmark19519-48657,259
30Tunbridge Turtlesterrapin29518-37660,734
31Th'All Black (Hand)sThe_Black_Hand40515-116672,179
32Yukon UnitedYukonGold27509-416692,330
33Blammos!StarFucker48498+26725,693
34vagabondscatfish28492-213742,837
35Sock My BallsHATER 18736487-10753,660
36Salmonbelliesrumple4743400851,931
Global Average: 38 Global Highest: 93 Spofi Average: 40.5

posted by gspm at 09:37 PM on November 27, 2006

The FORM GUIDE

#TeamManagerFormRank
wk 14wk 13wk 12Overall
1My Hair Is So Banginchicobangs52.011348
1Inter Hoxtonskronk52.01311110
3ATL Untitledtrox51.091191
4The ClitoratiFat Buddha48.721286
5PunksInTheBeerlightholden46.7362214
6TX DevilsTexan_lost_in_NY46.32131218
7Spofield TownJames H45.34151026
8Sauril's WideBoyssauril45.0922522
9Middle Pocket Maresowlhouse44.7296315
10BillSaysThisScores!!billsaysthis44.0163284
11This is Anfield2743.32153227
11FencersFence43.32551624
13The Magyarsobstacle243.035627
13Crap City Unitedgspm43.0132952
15Ball Booterscabuki42.04132816
15FC Hammerrcade42.01622823
17EnFuegoetrader41.719151211
1700100011 00110001'sgeekyguy41.711112125
17Th'All Black (Hand)sThe_Black_Hand41.719101631
20FIFA RankingsMr Bismarck39.03320513
20Phatcat FCgarfield39.01318275
22The Lawn Wranglerslawn_wrangler38.72320169
23The Red Mistwalrus38.323301212
24Upper V, Bitches!Jeffwa38.016262216
24Ardley Athleticsquealy38.0299223
26Range Park Queensyerfatma37.74263328
27Blammos!StarFucker37.07223433
28vagabondscatfish36.032261034
28Arrowwood Unitedklangklangston36.011342521
30Zizou Headbuttersworldcup200235.026331920
31Tunbridge Turtlesterrapin34.731182530
32Salmonbelliesrumple34.38223536
33Cutters IVmdb133.728312819
34Yukon UnitedYukonGold33.333311532
35I Like Beernickmark25.036353129
36Sock My BallsHATER 18723.026363635
Looking good, the mysterious James H!

posted by gspm at 09:41 PM on November 27, 2006

rcade is still doing well in the "Hell, the team I picked at the beginning is the only team I'll need" sweepstakes. 23rd place. Zero transfers. Squads that had their highest scoring week yet: My Hair Is So Bangin, Spofield Town, Salmonbellies Squads that had their worst scoring week yet: The Magyars Squads that had their highest weekly rank yet: My Hair Is So Bangin (1), Range Park Queens (4), Spofield Town (4), Blammos! (7). Squads that had their lowest weekly rank yet: FIFA Rankings (33), The Magyars (35), I Like Beer (36) Of particular interest to everyone (especially those outside the UK who might have to make an effort to have noticed as much) is that gameweek 15 starts on Tuesday the 28th.

posted by gspm at 09:51 PM on November 27, 2006

I'm leading in the most transfers with worst results category. Thank god they don't count the wild card transfers I have this week or I'd really be leading. yerfatma totally caught lightning in a bottle this week and I'm jeal-ous.

posted by YukonGold at 07:39 AM on November 28, 2006

Unlike with beer, I have no intention of letting the stuff back out of the bottle.

posted by yerfatma at 08:58 AM on November 28, 2006

I'd like to thank Steven Gerrard for finally showing the fuck up. A few more weeks of that, and maybe this sense that the bottom is on the verge of falling out might subside. This week is going to be a killer.

posted by chicobangs at 12:00 PM on November 28, 2006

Double-transfer frenzy continues this week. Rooney, you'd better bowl over your old squad. nice work trox, chico and skronk!

posted by garfield at 12:51 PM on November 28, 2006

This week is going to be a killer. Remember in school when you were really really bad at one subject and it comes down to crunch time and you just hope you can escape alive. That's pretty much how I feel this week into next. I haven't opened the textbook, but I "studied" in my own way and I'm praying I can pull off the miracle. Or just cheat off the person next to me.

posted by YukonGold at 07:34 PM on November 28, 2006

Fookin' A. I knew about this short gameweek (15), I planned for this short gameweek, and I completely missed the transfer deadline today. On top of that, my captain (Saha) will likely be out injured tomorrow. This sets a nice trend given I had my captain (Andy Johnson) out injured last week. Dammit.

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:47 PM on November 28, 2006

Or just cheat off the person next to me. /blocks off desk with Trapper Keeper

posted by yerfatma at 06:18 AM on November 29, 2006

Would that be the My Little Pony version?

posted by YukonGold at 07:14 AM on November 29, 2006

Saha is doubtful!? Bollocks. Just picked him up.

posted by gspm at 08:01 AM on November 29, 2006

Saha didn't play today. Thanks very much. And yes, it is bollocks.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:44 AM on November 30, 2006

Bollocks is indeed a fair assessment. I had to burn eight points in transfers just trying to get 11 fit players for Saturday. Smeagol Moyes may not have picked Johnson last night, but he played for me, because all my subs were injured too.

posted by Mr Bismarck at 02:57 AM on November 30, 2006

Arrgh, lackluster week. Really, I'm trying. Anyone know why Vidic didn't play for Manchester United yesterday? Looks like a lot of their better players sat out, Saha included.

posted by YukonGold at 07:56 AM on November 30, 2006

I just resigned myself to fielding a partial team this week, which would have been preferable to what wound up happening. Fucking autosub forced me to play Powell, who got negative points. Fuckers. It's a beautiful morning here, and the trees in Central Park are still in full color.

posted by chicobangs at 08:42 AM on November 30, 2006

Anyone know why Vidic didn't play for Manchester United yesterday? For clubs competing in Europe, these midweek games always ring in roster changes. Vidic took a knock in the form of an elbow to the face from Drogba over the weekend and apparently Ferguson thought he should rest him, even if he's not officially listed as "injured". Certainly screwed up my move of naming Vidic captain.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 10:43 AM on November 30, 2006

And Evra, and his wing pace, made sense because Rooney was the only healthy striker....not that anyone knew that in advance.

posted by garfield at 11:10 AM on November 30, 2006

Certainly screwed up my move of naming Vidic captain. And they got the clean sheet you were probably predicting. That's a shot to the groin.

posted by YukonGold at 12:25 PM on November 30, 2006

And they got the clean sheet you were probably predicting. Bingo. Everton away with no Andy Johnson? On the plus side the auto-sub brought in Primus and he scored a clean sheet and two bonus points, but you don't get double points if your captain doesn't play.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 12:48 PM on November 30, 2006

Lame. Of course, if it were automatically applied to the sub chico would be really pissed.

posted by YukonGold at 12:58 PM on November 30, 2006

For some reason, I never included a link to Last week.

posted by gspm at 08:09 AM on December 08, 2006

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