November 21, 2006

Week 13 might be considered an unlucky week if you drop out of top spot. Not that the other 35 of you care (boo hoo).

#	Team	Manager	Gam	Tot	Chg	Transfers	Overall Rank
1	ATL Untitled	trox	68	655	+2	7	12,687
2	Ardley Athletic	squealy	46	648	0	14	18,369
3	Crap City United	gspm	34	642	-2	12	24,265
4	BillSaysThisScores!!	billsaysthis	56	632	0	11	37,150
5	The Clitorati	Fat Buddha	60	612	+3	7	77,040
5	The Magyars	obstacle2	48	612	+1	2	76,534
7	Phatcat FC	garfield	39	611	-3	12	80,539
8	The Lawn Wranglers	lawn_wrangler	38	591	-1	11	144,420
9	Inter Hoxton	skronk	43	587	0	14	160,371
10	FIFA Rankings	Mr Bismarck	38	581	0	12	184,578
11	My Hair Is So Bangin	chicobangs	42	574	+1	11	215,418
11	The Red Mist	walrus	33	574	0	9	214,949
13	Middle Pocket Mares	owlhouse	48	573	+1	4	218,409
13	EnFuego	etrader	41	573	-1	11	220,029
15	Upper V, Bitches!	Jeffwa	35	557	0	4	296,258
16	PunksInTheBeerlight	holden	48	552	+2	10	323,571
17	Ball Booters	cabuki	42	549	-1	15	339,973
18	TX Devils	Texan_lost_in_NY	56	541	+3	13	381,268
18	Cutters IV	mdb1	32	541	-1	9	380,423
20	Zizou Headbutters	worldcup2002	30	530	-1	11	438,045
21	Arrowwood United	klangklangston	28	520	-1	3	487,369
22	Sauril's WideBoys	sauril	37	517	0	1	501,700
23	Fencers	Fence	53	505	+3	7	560,290
24	FC Hammer	rcade	37	504	0	0	562,028
25	I Like Beer	nickmark	23	500	-2	8	582,904
26	00100011 00110001's	geekyguy	43	493	-1	11	613,277
27	Tunbridge Turtles	terrapin	39	489	0	7	629,163
28	Yukon United	YukonGold	32	482	-1	15	657,088
29	Spofield Town	James H	41	481	0	0	657,562
30	Th'All Black (Hand)s	The_Black_Hand	45	475	+3	16	682,240
31	Range Park Queens	yerfatma	35	470	0	5	698,334
32	This is Anfield	27	41	464	+2	0	715,640
32	vagabonds	catfish	35	464	-2	13	718,331
34	Sock My Balls	HATER 187	18	451	-2	0	752,992
35	Blammos!	StarFucker	37	450	0	5	757,436
36	Salmonbellies	rumple	37	387	0	0	867,638

last week Global Average: 40 Global Highest: 91 Spofi Average: 40.5

posted by gspm at 11:44 PM on November 21, 2006

Only one squad had a week to take a photo of and paste it into the ol' memory book. Upper V, Bitches! posted his worst week yet. TX Devils put it together to finish 3rd on the week. His best yet. Zizou Headbutters took it apart to finish 33rd on the week. His worst yet. Personal best overall ranks attained by ATL United, The Clitorati, and Middle Pocket Mares. Personal worst overall by En Fuego. From the There Really Is Hope File: ATL United was 64 points adrift after 6 weeks (but only down in 5th place, mind). In week 13 he has the lead. That's some solid upward progress. From the There Really Is No Hope File: Zizou Headbutters were 62 points adrift after 3 weeks (way down in 27th place, mind). In week 13 he is now 125 points off the lead. He keeps threatening (in words, not form) to break into the upper reaches but peaked with a two week residency in 16th spot after weeks 6 and 7. Nonetheless, from 27th in week 3 to 20th in week 13... that's some solid upward progress.

posted by gspm at 11:55 PM on November 21, 2006

Yeah, I'm a fighter, I'm a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.

posted by chicobangs at 08:52 AM on November 22, 2006

I should just quit now...

posted by StarFucker at 11:38 AM on November 22, 2006

Fooker said: I should just quit now... What do you mean now? I didn't even know you were even trying! gspm: How dare you taunt me? Do you not know that you are tempting the fates, testing the gods, poking at a sleeping giant? I know you must take some comfort in beating up on poor little ol' me after your fall from the top, but let me assure you, you are enjoying a fleeting respite. For, once you end from your short breather, you shall be knocked down by my Zizou Headbutters! The rot stops now! The phoenix rises! Excelsior! Or not.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:45 PM on November 22, 2006

What the...?! I made Andy Johnson captain, and he was out w/ a hamstring injury. I'm doomed, I tell you. Doomed.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:30 AM on November 25, 2006

Preview of a new feature next week (looks kind of uncolourful)...

#	Team	Manager	Form	Rank
				wk 13	wk 12	wk 11	Overall
1	Middle Pocket Mares	owlhouse	48.3	6	3	9	13
1	Inter Hoxton	skronk	48.3	11	1	23	9
3	The Magyars	obstacle2	48.0	6	2	14	5
4	The Clitorati	Fat Buddha	47.0	2	8	20	5
5	My Hair Is So Bangin	chicobangs	46.7	13	4	7	11
6	BillSaysThisScores!!	billsaysthis	46.3	3	28	4	4
6	ATL Untitled	trox	46.3	1	19	23	1
8	Th'All Black (Hand)s	The_Black_Hand	46.0	10	16	3	30
9	This is Anfield	27	45.3	15	32	1	32
10	FIFA Rankings	Mr Bismarck	43.0	20	5	14	10
11	Phatcat FC	garfield	42.7	18	27	2	7
12	Sauril's WideBoys	sauril	42.0	22	5	18	22
13	PunksInTheBeerlight	holden	41.7	6	22	13	16
14	TX Devils	Texan_lost_in_NY	40.7	3	12	35	18
14	Spofield Town	James H	40.7	15	10	19	29
16	vagabonds	catfish	40.3	26	10	11	32
17	EnFuego	etrader	39.7	15	12	20	13
18	The Red Mist	walrus	39.3	30	12	11	11
19	The Lawn Wranglers	lawn_wrangler	38.7	20	16	17	8
20	Ball Booters	cabuki	38.3	13	28	14	17
20	Fencers	Fence	38.3	5	16	35	23
20	Upper V, Bitches!	Jeffwa	38.3	26	22	8	15
23	Crap City United	gspm	37.7	29	5	31	3
24	Ardley Athletic	squealy	37.0	9	22	29	2
25	00100011 00110001's	geekyguy	36.7	11	21	27	26
25	Arrowwood United	klangklangston	36.7	34	25	5	21
27	FC Hammer	rcade	35.7	22	8	34	24
28	Blammos!	StarFucker	35.0	22	34	9	35
28	Yukon United	YukonGold	35.0	31	15	23	28
30	Tunbridge Turtles	terrapin	34.3	18	25	29	27
31	Salmonbellies	rumple	33.7	22	35	6	36
32	Zizou Headbutters	worldcup2002	33.3	33	19	26	20
33	Range Park Queens	yerfatma	30.7	26	33	27	31
33	Cutters IV	mdb1	30.7	31	28	33	18
35	I Like Beer	nickmark	30.0	35	31	20	25
36	Sock My Balls	HATER 187	20.0	36	36	31	34

posted by gspm at 07:27 PM on November 25, 2006

I am a rock. In flight.

posted by yerfatma at 04:58 PM on November 26, 2006

I've updated the formating for the next iteration. I have centered the cell contents - as with the other table - which makes it look much better. And I have added cell colours for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and last rankings each week. But the header stuff does not seem to do what I want. Will work on it.

posted by gspm at 09:31 AM on November 27, 2006