February 10, 2006

EPL Fantasy Premier League: Update through week 25. **New packaging! Tin label actually reflects contents. Low sodium version!**

posted by gspm to fantasy at 11:15 AM - 17 comments

StarFucker is into teens now.

#TeamManagerGamTotChg
1Ardley AthleticSquealy Neily 4713590
2Wigan Dragonsworldcup 2002 3912770
3BillSaysThisScores!!Bill Lazar 611192+1
4Mossy SuperathleticMe Mossy 411186-1
5Cutters IIImbd1 mbd1 671182+2
6Phatcat FCgarfield on catnip 621177+1
7Trox UntitledTim Truxell 501170-2
8Crap City Unitedg s p m 511162+1
9Shoreditch Unitedskronk _ 351153-3
10Salmacis FCHuw Morris 531145+1
11Sauril's WideBoysMark D 561136+1
12Texas/NY Devils FCCraig Hutcheson 331130-2
13Bayern Mucus 03D Taupe 661090+2
14En Fuegoetrader 9 5310870
15Phlan PhlingersFat Buddha 391086-2
16Spacemen UnitedJason Wilder 6810590
17Cool Springs UnitedJohn Hill 619790
18Blammos!Star Unsuitable 68939+2
18orangemenmark evans 419390
20Deadly CalmBig Calm 39927-1
21The WookiesChris Riley 348900
22Oklahoma SexualsRogers Cadenhead 468350
23MervHughesExperiencePete W 307060
last week

posted by gspm at 11:17 AM on February 10, 2006

If starfucker catches me up I'm going to kill myself.

posted by Fat Buddha at 12:47 PM on February 10, 2006

YES! (...said loudly with a Spanish accent, pronounced with a J for the Y; in other words, JES!!)

posted by StarFucker at 04:11 PM on February 10, 2006

Oh no. What a shitey week. The coming gameweek is my turnaround week; otherwise, I may have to give up the chase.

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:03 PM on February 10, 2006

well, looky here, i set mgp as captain and guess who doesn't play today?

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:16 AM on February 11, 2006

chelsea and arsenal both trailing 1-0!

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:30 AM on February 11, 2006

boro 2 chelsea 0 before halftime!

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:55 AM on February 11, 2006

3-0!!!!!

posted by StarFucker at 11:59 AM on February 11, 2006

Shoulda bought a Fulham striker instead of Henry. Blast it.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:14 PM on February 11, 2006

well, looky here, i set mgp as captain and guess who doesn't play today? I did the same thing. Fucking captains.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 05:20 PM on February 11, 2006

Mind you I'm not complaining since the Reds finally won again but how did Carragher get nine points--before any bonus--for an assist in a 1-0 result? Geeze. And of course Terry played but got nil for a 1-1? Arrrrr!

posted by billsaysthis at 06:19 PM on February 11, 2006

Carra got the assist for Hyypia's goal (a hopeful punt says the BBC and they're pretty much right). Chelsea lost 3-0 and Terry got booked, I don't know who you were watching bill. Anyone who was anyone knew MGP was doubtful and gave the captain's armband to Henry to gain a massive two points.

posted by squealy at 06:46 PM on February 11, 2006

Now I'm really pleased to be not just anyone, even if it cost a few points.

posted by Texan_lost_in_NY at 09:09 PM on February 11, 2006

bill - carra gets 4 for a clean sheet, 2 for playing at least 60mins, plus 3 for the assist. terry got a yellow and conceded 3 goals so you really shouldn't complain - at one point in the first half, i noticed he'd picked up a -1 (yes, minus one). here's how it works out for terry: +2 for playing at least 60mins -1 for a yellow card -1 for every 2 goals conceded ------ 0 pts earned ------ here's the scoring rules.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:33 PM on February 11, 2006

My apologies, there was something, um, bad in my tea the other day.

posted by billsaysthis at 03:50 PM on February 13, 2006

"Tea..."

posted by StarFucker at 09:51 PM on February 15, 2006

Well, it involved leaves ...

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:15 PM on February 16, 2006

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