March 22, 2004

EPL Fantasy League Week 29 (March) already. catfish got 61 and David "Saturn" Hansen got 60 to lead the month. Kwacky's Kwitters are 52 points clear. Nine weeks remain in the season. You do the math. (more inside)

posted by taupe to navel gazing at 09:15 PM - 16 comments

I've more or less run out of half-clever things to say and I'm tired, so I'll just post the table and comment later:

March
   Team   Manager   T   G   R   P 
 1  Kwacky's Kwitters   richard looker   30   53   2,442   1,438 
 2  bluebears   andy griffiths   19   44   7,208   1,386 
 2  Bayern Mucus 03   Danny The Taupe   40   41   7,278   1,386 
 4  Ardley Athletic   Squealy Neily   41   49   8,261   1,379 
 5  Rings of Saturn   David Hansen   5   60   10,918   1,362 
 6  Crap City United   g s p m   17   59   13,041   1,351 
 7  Mossy Athletic   Emad Mostaque   24   40   26,237   1,298 
 8  Cottage Cheesers   worldcup 2002   43   41   33,049   1,276 
 9  The Bog Bandits   Fat Buddha   34   39   34,341   1,272 
 10  FC Cacahuate   skronk _   41   21   40,943   1,253 
 11  Deadly Calm   Big Calm   25   36   41,597   1,251 
 12  last again   eckeric eckeric   8   24   45,009   1,241 
 13  Blammos!   Star Unsuitable   25   45   46,989   1,236 
 14  Bosiak Bashers   joe bieda   35   47   51,498   1,224 
 15  Terrapin Utd   Rick Scully   19   32   58,116   1,206 
 16  fascist bully boys   Ufez Jones   19   27   58,853   1,204 
 17  37 Push Ups   Corpse R. Christ   1   21   63,196   1,192 
 18  vagabonds   christopher f   20   61   65,930   1,185 
 18  BillSaysThisSCORES!!   Bill Lazar   26   44   65,966   1,185 
 20  Nemo's Dreamers   lil nemo   14   36   73,330   1,165 
 21  Finally   Mark D   13   19   75,873   1,158 
 22  SilentInTheMorning   pful ler   2   55   77,577   1,153 
 23  cutters   mbd1 mbd1   23   23   80,641   1,145 
 24  Salmacis FC   Huw Morris   14   54   81,348   1,143 
 25  Atlanta Untitled   Tim Truxell   20   46   90,890   1,116 
 26  Sporting Goats   Eliot Shepard   0   47   93,040   1,109 
 27  Generals F.C.   Noah Egorin   14   29   100,206   1,088 
 28  AVZ Bulls   usf bull   17   56   119,431   1,025 
 29  tallclay   Clay H   16   46   122,272   1,015 
 30  Trendelmaniacs   t trendel   0   15   165,803   848 
 31  The Phat Cats   garfield one bad SpoFo!   6   46   261,011   253 
 32  JasonSpaceman   Jason Wilder   5   28   267,825   191 
 
Overall
   Team   Manager   T   G   R   P 
 1  Rings of Saturn   David Hansen   0   60   12,827   126 
 2  Kwacky's Kwitters   richard looker   0   53   17,649   123 
 3  vagabonds   christopher f   0   61   19,513   122 
 4  Bosiak Bashers   joe bieda   2   47   25,826   120 
 5  Ardley Athletic   Squealy Neily   2   49   47,108   113 
 6  Salmacis FC   Huw Morris   0   54   55,190   110 
 6  SilentInTheMorning   pful ler   0   55   55,190   110 
 8  Mossy Athletic   Emad Mostaque   1   40   62,623   109 
 9  Deadly Calm   Big Calm   1   36   71,659   107 
 10  Crap City United   g s p m   4   59   77,199   106 
 11  The Phat Cats   garfield one bad SpoFo!   1   46   81,195   105 
 12  bluebears   andy griffiths   1   44   113,275   99 
 12  FC Cacahuate   skronk _   1   21   113,275   99 
 14  fascist bully boys   Ufez Jones   2   27   119,435   98 
 15  Atlanta Untitled   Tim Truxell   0   46   131,567   95 
 15  tallclay   Clay H   0   46   131,567   95 
 17  cutters   mbd1 mbd1   1   23   142,348   94 
 18  Blammos!   Star Unsuitable   3   45   154,625   92 
 19  Cottage Cheesers   worldcup 2002   3   41   160,455   91 
 20  Sporting Goats   Eliot Shepard   0   47   172,076   88 
 20  Nemo's Dreamers   lil nemo   0   36   172,076   88 
 22  The Bog Bandits   Fat Buddha   0   39   177,588   87 
 22  JasonSpaceman   Jason Wilder   0   28   177,588   87 
 24  AVZ Bulls   usf bull   5   56   203,969   83 
 25  Generals F.C.   Noah Egorin   0   29   204,061   82 
 26  Terrapin Utd   Rick Scully   1   32   222,095   79 
 27  Bayern Mucus 03   Danny The Taupe   4   41   234,826   76 
 28  37 Push Ups   Corpse R. Christ   0   21   248,782   71 
 29  BillSaysThisSCORES!!   Bill Lazar   1   44   259,533   68 
 30  last again   eckeric eckeric   0   24   271,377   61 
 31  Finally   Mark D   0   19   281,283   51 
 32  Trendelmaniacs   t trendel   0   15   286,188   38 

posted by taupe at 09:17 PM on March 22, 2004

44 points was apparently not bad work for this week, but I need a decent result next round dammit!

posted by billsaysthis at 10:00 PM on March 22, 2004

Thanks taupe, I won't point out your obviously deliberate mistake. ;-) A solid enough week for my boys, but I fear Kwacky is fast becoming uncatchable.

posted by squealy at 05:52 AM on March 23, 2004

My mate andy (bluebears) will catch yer yet. I'm just hoping to avoid relegation.

posted by BigCalm at 05:55 AM on March 23, 2004

Taupe, you are the man... This relegation battle is fun...

posted by StarFucker at 05:59 AM on March 23, 2004

Thank you auto-sub for getting me an extra 9 points. How does one go from scoring 75 one week to a measly 27 the next? Ignore all intuition and forgo Shearer for Owen. Idiot.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:05 AM on March 23, 2004

so far, so good. too bad i joined so late, or i might've had a hope in hell to avoid the B league.

posted by garfield at 11:20 AM on March 23, 2004

Looks like my Cottage Cheesers are turning into Liverpool (or other EPL also-rans this season): hoping for a fourth-placed finish. Man, I'll be happy if I break into the top 5.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:55 AM on March 23, 2004

I'm a bit releuctant to order the champagne. BCFC seem intent to fuck up any chance of scoring points from the defence and now Forssell is injured.

posted by kWaCkY at 01:26 PM on March 23, 2004

Forsell and Saha are both injured and I've already used my free transfer for this round, how great is that?

posted by billsaysthis at 07:29 PM on March 23, 2004

Thats just great for me, bill.

posted by StarFucker at 06:57 AM on March 24, 2004

Forsell is injured? Won't he be back in time? For the love of ...

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:07 AM on March 24, 2004

SF, you might think that but in reality I doubt any good will accrue to your loquacious self.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:07 AM on March 24, 2004

There's a fair chance Forssell will play, unless of course he gets upset at you spelling his name wrong wc2002. I think Kwacky's trying to throw us a curve. Or maybe not. Maybe it's a double bluff. Oh, I'm so confused.

posted by squealy at 11:33 AM on March 24, 2004

Who watched today's Chelsea-Arsenal match? Did it seem like completely different players inhabited those bodies in the second half???

posted by billsaysthis at 03:52 PM on March 24, 2004

HEy squealy, I don't give an "s" how you spell Forsssssell. Ha. (btw, I read your interview again. Brought tears to me eyes.)

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:14 PM on March 24, 2004

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