July 11, 2003

Well, since no one else will do it... And i have been steadily moving up the charts... I will post the MLS FANTASY LEAGUE STANDINGS!! More inside?

posted by StarFucker to navel gazing at 02:12 PM - 17 comments

Rank Manager Total 1 ufez 5090 2 StarFookers 4715 3 big perv 4665 4 Bosiak Bashers 4600 5 Dangling Tits 4580 6 The Torn ACLs 4395 7 37 Push Ups 3965 8 The Scampi of Doom 3945 9 CF Gibson 3900 10 Atlanta Arsenal 3850 11 Trendelmaniacs 3755 12 Zulu Army 3660 13 Cash City Rockers 3450 14 BABG 3320 15 Spacemen 3160 16 Deez Nuts 3090 17 Mad Rrhea 3010 18 Turnip Surprise 2775 19 Abuna FC 2475 20 hardtimes inwestpho 2215 I tried posting a table but i suck at it...i couldn't figure out why it would only post with about a page of empty space! Maybe one of you guys knows why that happens. Anyway, i put in bold the top five scorers...i should be in first place in 2 weeks or less.

posted by StarFucker at 02:17 PM on July 11, 2003

my god i've dropped. wha' happenend?

posted by corpse at 02:24 PM on July 11, 2003

Which one are you corpse? Here is something sort of related...a screen shot from the 2004 FIFA....will be released in October!

posted by StarFucker at 02:29 PM on July 11, 2003

I finally sat down last week and made some trades. I had a couple of injured guys that were getting me 0 points for who knows how long. Hopefully after this weekend my weekly total will go back up to its +500 a game. Odd thing is, I have no clue who about 1/3 of the guys on my team are.

posted by Ufez Jones at 02:42 PM on July 11, 2003

One problem here is that MLS overlaps the main time of year for national team callups, so the best players will produce zilch for fantasy owners. Ufex, I think this means that anyone you've heard of is off somewhere else. Suckazzs!!!

posted by billsaysthis at 03:20 PM on July 11, 2003

My Dangling Tits are #5??!!! What the ...!?? Last time I looked, months ago, I was #12 and headed lower. I haven't looked for, well, months, and I'm #5, well within striking distance of #2? This is priceless. Hahahahahahahahahaha. Ahem. Looks like I should leave well enough alone.

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:26 PM on July 11, 2003

btw, good on you, SF, for stepping up! I think you should do Fantasy EPL, too. I'd love to see your crazy rants every week describing everybody's performance. That would rock.

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:28 PM on July 11, 2003

Of COURSE i'll be there! And i have learned my lesson too...I will no longer slack off when i am winning...but will continue to dominate...

posted by StarFucker at 03:50 PM on July 11, 2003

No, what I meant was I want you to do the weekly update for the EPL Fantasy league. Pleeeeeease?

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:58 PM on July 11, 2003

Uh, i doubt it...i'm a real lazy man... But i will enjoy reading yours!

posted by StarFucker at 04:14 PM on July 11, 2003

I have retired.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:19 PM on July 11, 2003

Actually, maybe corpse should do it. That table is still super-fly.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:26 PM on July 11, 2003

When is the EPL fantasy signup? I want to play this year if I can figure out how useful players are selected. Other than choosing players who score lots of goals and those that stand in front of the goals, how are points earned for one's team?

posted by billsaysthis at 06:38 PM on July 11, 2003

bill: The signup will start somewhere near the end of this month, or early next month. In the meantime, read all my EPL fantasy league reports. See the drama, the trash talk, StarFooker's overwhelming dominance, and Fat Buddha's transcendent snatching of victory from the gaping jaws of defeat on the very last week of the tournament. It's brilliant, a tragicomedy for the ages. If you have a yahoo account, you can access the fantasy sport site (the link is the title of every report) and see how it's all set up. If you have more questions, let me know. We can also chat more about it at the July 27 BBQ.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:53 AM on July 12, 2003

Okay, I created an empty team and joined the SpoFi league, let's get it on!

posted by billsaysthis at 12:26 PM on July 13, 2003

Whoa, it's open already? Wha? Huh?

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:23 PM on July 13, 2003

No, turns out I cannot select any players--that opens on 20 July.

posted by billsaysthis at 07:29 PM on July 13, 2003

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