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April 28, 2003
MLS Fantasy League Week 3 Leader: Not StarFucker! [more inside]
posted by pfuller to navel gazing at 04:50 PM - 15 comments
| Rank | Team Name | SpoFi Name | Total Points | Last Week |
| 1 | big perv | pfuller | 1205 | 495 |
| 2 | Bosiak Bashers | etrader9 | 1070 | 365 |
| 3 | ufez | Ufez Jones | 1010 | 335 |
| 4 | The Torn ACLs | jpoulos | 935 | 460 |
| 5 | Dangling Tits | worldcup2002 | 925 | 275 |
| 6 | The Scampi of Doom | kafkaesque | 890 | 230 |
| 7 | Zulu Army | squealy | 800 | 200 |
| 8 | Mad Rrhea | SF's friend Paul | 790 | 200 |
| 9 | Turnip Surprise | BigCalm | 685 | 125 |
| 10 | Spacemen | jasonspaceman | 680 | 205 |
| 11 | Atlanta Arsenal | trox | 645 | 200 |
| 12 | StarFookers | StarFucker | 615 | 140 |
| 13 | Trendelmaniacs | ttrendel | 590 | 340 |
| 14 | 37 Push Ups | corpse | 490 | 180 |
| 15 | BABG | SF's friend Andy | 260 | 260 |
| 16 | hardtimes inwestpho | eckeric | 235 | 235 |
| 17 | Cash City Rockers | 205 | 205 | |
| 18 | Abuna FC | 0 | 0 |
posted by pfuller at 04:52 PM on April 28, 2003
We have two new teams this week, so welcome to Cash City Rockers and Abuna FC (let me know who you are and I'll add your names later). StarFucker, have Paul and Andy joined SpoFi? It seems somewhat uncomfortable posting this thread while in the lead, so I will try to rectify that situation ASAP.
posted by pfuller at 04:59 PM on April 28, 2003
Abuna FC is my friend also. I'm not sure which one of them joined Sportsfilter yet. I know etrader9 has as you have probably seen some of his comments.
posted by StarFucker at 05:05 PM on April 28, 2003
Well, I've begun to plummet already. Don't they play rookies in the MLS?
posted by squealy at 05:32 PM on April 28, 2003
Well some idiot who forgets to put the "L" into clash couldn't possibly be me could it? 205 in one week. Is that good?
posted by Fat Buddha at 05:46 PM on April 28, 2003
This just in from tomorrow's NY Times Arts section: "The "table", by pfuller, while bracing in its directness and simplicity, somehow lacks the power and elegance demonstrated by tables created by corpse. The lack of a light-grey cell bg color behind the individual team listing reduces the impact that would have resulted from that signature corpseian highlighting trick. A commendable effort by the student that, in failing to grasp such subtleties, throws greater attention on the work of the master." btw, Welcome FB, you drunken dyslexic illiterate! In other news, I am perplexed to note that, by some freak of nature, The Torn ACLs are suspended over my Dangling Tits.
posted by worldcup2002 at 06:49 PM on April 28, 2003
And pfuller, kudos on the #1 and the table. ;-)
posted by worldcup2002 at 06:52 PM on April 28, 2003
Don't listen to that pantywaist water chestnut, pfuller, good job. He's just pissed that he's wasted the last 7 months not building similar tables. And don't sweat doing it while you're in first, better than having nobody do it at all.
posted by Ufez Jones at 08:56 PM on April 28, 2003
Yes, pfuller, it still is better than my primitive stone carvings. And thanks for taking the initiative, unlike the rest of us lazy donkeys.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:25 PM on April 28, 2003
My fault, worldcup, I mean NY Times Arts Section. I used bgcolor in the tr instead of the td on every other row, resulting in this on different browsers/platforms: 
The student will learn from his mistakes. :-) *notes that Safari might not be the best browser to preview his html*
posted by pfuller at 09:37 PM on April 28, 2003
Damn. That would've kicked corpse's ass. There's always next time!
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:44 PM on April 28, 2003
It's not laziness wc2002. It's complete incomprehension. Good job though pfuller.
posted by squealy at 02:37 AM on April 29, 2003
Two new teams: Deez Nutz and CF Gibson. Hello, and who are ya? (info needed for the next super fancy table that hopefully renders correctly in all browsers. if it doesn't, everyone will just have to take the path of least resistance and switch. ;-)
posted by pfuller at 02:09 PM on April 30, 2003
Deez Nutz....ha!
posted by StarFucker at 02:38 PM on April 30, 2003
I've skyrocketed up the standings this week.
posted by corpse at 09:20 AM on May 05, 2003