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Last visit: January 23, 2006

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Testaverde Returns to Jets

Doesn't Carter have to serve a suspension or something? I agree that he does seem like a slightly more valid option than Testaverde. Then again, it's more likely that Testaverde will be devoured by the New England defense in some hilarious way... so I'm all for it! I think they'll probably try to start Bollinger first, though.

posted by selfnoise at 03:07 PM on September 27, 2005

Episode II: Return of the Zen Master

Well, we certainly know who wears the pants now, don't we? Phil : Kobe :: Megatron : Starscream "Phil?!?" "Here's a hint." BOOM

posted by selfnoise at 02:08 PM on June 14, 2005

Scoreboard, Freddie...Scoreboard

He has... an overall poor level of play? He has... an imaginary wrestling championship belt? He has... a promising future with the Berlin Thunder?

posted by selfnoise at 12:44 PM on February 10, 2005

"American football is, in short, a made-up sport."

Jesus, there sure seem to be a plethora of bad sports articles lately. Maybe he should look at the beam in his own eye? I'm referring to Cricket, of course. (Also, our fans don't regularly kill each other)

posted by selfnoise at 01:41 PM on February 08, 2005

Patriots Squash Colts, 20-3

I have to admit that it's kind of weird how the Pats have beaten the Colts in every possible way in the last 2 years and every time it's like this big upset. I, too, would like to see a tape of the game. The Colts offense looked like it was Luke McCown throwing to whoever the Browns receivers are. lbb: you will be happy to know that here in Maine everyone jumps up and screams "BRUUUUUSKKIIII!!" when he makes a big play.

posted by selfnoise at 08:47 PM on January 16, 2005

Stadiums of the NFL

IIRC the Saints stadium is the oldest dome in the NFL. There were some complaints during the 2001(?) Superbowl that it was kinda... skeezy. Of course, I haven't been in it myself, so I have no idea. And yeah, luxury boxes are super-big among owners. Much money to be made there. The team that is REALLY leaving are the Colts, who can't seem to make money despite a white-hot offense. Expect them to resettle in Los Angeles (or possibly, but probably not Toronto) in the near future.

posted by selfnoise at 08:44 AM on September 28, 2004

Every day is one step closer to the single-most important thing in all of the observable universe

His mixture of spot-on football commentary and inept political punditry delivers a nice, weekly bit of cognitive dissonance for me.

posted by selfnoise at 01:18 PM on September 03, 2004