Recent Comments by jenny

One Toke Over The Line, Ron Mexico...

I'm sure he could have puffed pre-airport, had someone pick him up with a big old sack of green--why did he need it on the plane? Either a: it was some wicked chronic that he just couldn't bear to part with, b: he's a cheap-mf, or c: and the most likely reason--he's a retard. What happened to the old fashioned way of smuggling something on a plane--you know, where you're pretty safe unless they require a cavity search:) Adriana Cote d'Ivoire

posted by jenny at 04:24 PM on January 18, 2007

Seattle edges Dallas in a wild, wild 4th quarter

Did anyone happen to catch Martin Gramatica's reaction to the play. If he grabs Babineaux, instead of just reaching out for him, Romo is in the end zone and the Cowboys aren't off playing golf today. I'm a Pats fan, but my heart broke for Romo--God, 2 months ago, he was the second coming of Christ down here in Big D, and now, he's a goat. Oh well, hopefully, he can get his head right for next season--sad stuff.

posted by jenny at 09:22 AM on January 08, 2007

Zito Breaks the Bank.

I hope no one actually got their hopes up in Texas over Zito--Texas get pitching? Not when there's a chance to pick up 3 or 4 MORE outfielders.....

posted by jenny at 12:17 PM on December 29, 2006

Red Sox implosion:

I'm having a hard time even watching the Sox play these days. It makes me so sad to see my team falling apart before my eyes. These guys are basically still kids, and they're having to deal with heart problems and cancer--what the fuck?

posted by jenny at 11:01 AM on September 01, 2006

Mexico skier qualifies, gets denied trip to Games

We were just busting my (Mexican) sister-in-law's chops for this last night. You would think in a country with so many people, that there would be a couple of athletes participating.

posted by jenny at 09:46 AM on February 11, 2006

The Big Hurt Becomes an A

kjones, unless we get some pitching here in Arlington, you could probably bump your number up to at least 20!!!!

posted by jenny at 10:22 AM on January 26, 2006

Marcus Vick's downward spiral continues...

Maybe he'll get lucky and be drafted by the Ravens, where Ray Lewis can mentor him on how to be a real criminal.....I wonder if MV and Maurice Clarett hang out together?

posted by jenny at 03:43 PM on January 09, 2006

New England Edges Jacksonville

and I'm glad I didn't follow your suggestion to rob my coke dealer or my grandma--they're both fuckin' nuts--I'd like to be around to catch the rest of the playoffs without the proverbial cap in my ass!

posted by jenny at 10:39 PM on January 07, 2006

New England Edges Jacksonville

make it past next week--sorry, I drank too much during the game

posted by jenny at 10:36 PM on January 07, 2006

New England Edges Jacksonville

Rcade, I hope you lost a bundle on that game---how dare you predict a "stone -cold lock" against the Patriots!!! The Patriots looked like they were just working out, and they still kicked the shit out of the Jaguars. They may not make it past week, but I would not be surprosed to see the 3 peat happen---GO PATS!!!!!!

posted by jenny at 10:31 PM on January 07, 2006

Stone Cold Lock: Jacksonville Over New England

rcade, put the crack pipe down....

posted by jenny at 04:49 PM on January 06, 2006

if they earn it let 'em celebrate

I almost peed in my panties when Joe Horn pulled out that cell phone.

posted by jenny at 05:13 PM on December 30, 2005

Red Sox contact Clemens about 2006 season

Astros World Series Champs in 2007? What's gonna happen in 06?

posted by jenny at 06:37 PM on December 12, 2005

Moving Jeter or A-Rod to center

Bubba Crosby--I think Bobby plays for the A's.

posted by jenny at 10:47 AM on December 01, 2005

Specter Backs Down

Wrigley, while you're at at it, could you put in a call to the head dicks down here in Arlington and see if you can convince them to spend some money on pitching for our beloved Rangers? I mean, since you're in a miracle-performing sort of mood?

posted by jenny at 10:36 AM on November 30, 2005

Michael Irvin Arrested

I'm all for helping out a friend, but really, I took his pipe and then forgot to get rid of it? If I have a "drug pipe" in my car, I'm not forgetting it's there--it's the only thing on my mind until I find the first dumpster I come to and unload that thing.

posted by jenny at 09:59 AM on November 28, 2005