Recent Comments by roycedawg

Takeru “The Tsunami” Kobayashi sets a new world hamburger-eating record

With my diet, you can eat all you want, any time you want

posted by roycedawg at 04:48 PM on November 22, 2005

Am I the only one still fascinated by Tyson?

We should all just let Tyson go. Yes, he did have a horrible childhood and everything he does is put under a microscope. That still doesn't excuse the things he does. Weedy is right, he does seem a beaten man. While I do empathize with him, I do NOT feel sorry for him.

posted by roycedawg at 06:02 PM on November 10, 2005

Would you rather run laps or ... ?

or my Browns, for that matter) I was at the last game. The line would extend from the browns locker room to the R&R Hall of Fame entrance. Way too many things wrong. ugly, ugly, ugly game.

posted by roycedawg at 08:13 PM on October 26, 2005

The Astros Win the Pennant

Not only have the Indians not won a World Series, no Cleveland team has won a major sports championship since 1964. That's why I get so tired of hearing about the Cubs & White Sox (Chi had the Bears & Bulls), and the Red Sox before last year (Patriots & Celtics). I was born in '69, so I haven't had a chance to celebrate anything yet. (God, please let the Cavs do something).

posted by roycedawg at 09:26 AM on October 20, 2005

Hal Lebovitz passes away

I know it may not mean much to everyone else, but he will be sorely missed in Cleveland.

posted by roycedawg at 10:12 AM on October 18, 2005

Garland's complete-game four-hitter lifts White Sox.

or, possibly, he's just an idiot. nuff said

posted by roycedawg at 10:13 AM on October 15, 2005

Home Runs and Steroids: This guy's no Amateur

too..many...numbers. should have heeded warning. I think the series NUMB3RS should find a way too take this on.

posted by roycedawg at 10:04 AM on October 15, 2005

Former NFL Star Received Steroids from BALCO

The only thing he will get is another couple of minutes of fame and a spot on VH1's Surreal Life. Poor guy, I hate the way athletes are mistreated. It's not his fault he had to take illegal drugs.

posted by roycedawg at 10:05 AM on October 14, 2005

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not receive an Olympic medal.

Maybe they could come to an agreement to only prosecute those athletes that IOC tests positive. That way there wouldn't be a witch hunt to stack the odds against one certain athlete or one country's athletes.

posted by roycedawg at 01:00 PM on October 11, 2005

Playoffs don't need Berman's embellishments

I saw berman on SC today, and it's the same as it always is, it's about the "swam". His ego is bigger than he is and he seems to think it's bigger than whatever play he's talking about at the time. I like SC, but it seems to be full of guys like that.

posted by roycedawg at 11:10 AM on October 08, 2005

Chess Boxing

Up next-hot dog eating while running a marathon. Let's see how Kobayashi handles that

posted by roycedawg at 11:05 AM on October 06, 2005

Old Man on Campus


posted by roycedawg at 08:45 AM on September 30, 2005

Chewbacca brings the heat.

Dammit goddam, you beat me to the JD reference

posted by roycedawg at 04:31 PM on September 29, 2005

Taking one for the team?

Why sugarcoat it? Let's call it "Assrape U".

posted by roycedawg at 03:09 PM on September 29, 2005

Taking one for the team?

I like the way the team is wearing the suspended players number to honor him. He is obviously the victim here.

posted by roycedawg at 02:08 PM on September 29, 2005

The Onion gets all sweaty

sorry, should have told you about my enormous sarcastic streak

posted by roycedawg at 04:33 PM on September 28, 2005

The Onion gets all sweaty

Will somebody please shoot him and put him out of my misery? Not that it matters, after saying crap like that every DB in the league's gonna be gunnin' for him even more than they are now. He's gonna get injured eventually (with any luck).

posted by roycedawg at 04:22 PM on September 28, 2005

Boxer Dies From Injuries Sustained in Bout

Boxing is inherently violent. Maybe stopping fights earlier should be done. But, boxing is also a buisness and people want to see blood and beatings. Boxers know this going in. Lighter gloves? Not the answer. A lot more damage will be inflicted and a boxers hands will still be well protected. The only possible advantage I could see would be boxers getting knocked out earlier and not taking a sustained beating.

posted by roycedawg at 10:36 AM on September 23, 2005