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SportsFilter: The Tuesday Huddle

A drone filming a World Cup slalom race crashed just behind skier Marcel Hirscher. Hirscher later tweeted "Heavy air traffic in Italy." Vine of the incident.

posted by swerve at 09:05 PM on December 22, 2015

Josh Lueke and the Ways of Anger

Lueke says it was a "freak accident kind of thing"? Speechless.

posted by swerve at 02:07 PM on November 23, 2014

SportsFilter: The Wednesday Huddle

I've been out of town and unable to contribute, so while I recognize that this is late, I wanted to explain, as a serious gymnastics fan, why we were so ready to crown McKayla Maroney before she actually competed in vault finals.

I had never seen Maroney fall while vaulting in competition. I fully expected her to do what she always did: land her two vaults and win. It never occurred to any of my gymnastics friends that she might fall, because they'd never seen it either. Neither had the dopes at NBC, who had also seen her land safely in meet after meet. I think the last time she fell was as a junior.

Someone estimated that her fall broke a streak of 33 vaults landed safely (in other words, 33 "hit" vaults in a row in competition). Broken down per meet, she generally does two vaults in team preliminaries (to qualify for vault finals), one in team finals, and two in vault finals, for a total of five vaults per competition if the meet includes a team event (not all meets do). That's a very long run of successful vaults over multiple meets.

Maroney has cleaner form and better execution than any other current vaulters. I've never seen anyone argue about this; it's treated as fact. You can hear the difference when her hands hit the vaulting table; her "block" (propulsion off the table) is louder and results in more height, which gives her more time to complete the twists and flips. She gets more height from her block than the men's all-around winner, Kohei Uchimura. Her legs stay straight and together and don't cross as she twists; she doesn't bend her knees or her hips in the air; her toes are pointed (crossed legs, bent knees/hips, unpointed toes: all form errors = deductions). She's the best current vaulter in the world. For what it's worth, I would say the same if she weren't an American; gym fans have much more affection for foreign gymnasts than the media seems to think.

Let's go to the video: Maroney's slow-motion Amanar (2.5 twist) vault from team finals (YouTube). The only deductions I could find, and only in slow motion, were a slight leg separation during the back handspring onto the vault table and, near the apex of the vault, a slight knee and hip bend in her right leg.

Comparison: bronze medalist Maria Paseka's (RUS) first vault is the Amanar (NBC Olympics video). Paseka's form is not terrible, but she has significant leg separation in her back handspring and up into the air, then loose legs, knees, and hips, slight leg cross, and not enough air time to complete her twists before landing. (I couldn't find a YouTube of her Amanar with slow motion.)

Obviously I'm not arguing with the results. It may have been unthinkable, but Maroney fell. I'm fond of Sandra Izbasa and I'm happy for her. But I wanted to explain why we expected Maroney to win. It wasn't just because she's good or because we like her. It's because she always has before, over and over, and none of us could have imagined what actually happened.

posted by swerve at 05:08 PM on August 08, 2012

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

I've watched a fair amount of Nadal and I've never actually noticed him shrieking.

posted by swerve at 09:34 PM on July 05, 2012

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

Shrieking != grunting. I can't watch women's tennis anymore. I don't believe that extended howling is necessary or uncontrollable. It's gamesmanship and it's obnoxious.

posted by swerve at 12:59 PM on July 05, 2012

Do Sports Build Character, or Damage It?

For a number of reasons, chief among them my inability to run*, I participated mostly in individual sports like skiing and horseback riding. Like with wrestling, I had only myself to rely on when competing, despite training and attending competitions with friends. I think it helped me believe in my ability to learn, solve problems without help, and trust myself in a crisis. That confidence made me a more confident kid in other areas of my life, and eventually a reasonably confident adult.

I've often wondered if I would be more of a team player if I'd had more opportunities to play on a team, or whether my somewhat solitary nature was fixed from the start. Either way, I learned great lessons from years of sports, I loved what I did, and I'm grateful for the experiences I had.

* I could and did run laps on a track, carefully. I couldn't run on a field or while doing anything else, like watching a ball, or my ankles would collapse and I would fall. During my one year of youth soccer, I ended up in goal because I couldn't run. I avoided running sports after that. It was eventually found to be a medical problem.

posted by swerve at 12:44 AM on January 23, 2012

SportsFilter: The Thursday Huddle

It's actually Friday, but there isn't a thread. Still feels like Thursday, anyway.

Veteran alpine skier Sarah Schleper of the USA took her final race today (Thursday) wearing a dress and, for half the route, carrying her toddler son. Nothing's better than the video, but here's some background. Congratulations on an inspiring career, Sarah.

posted by swerve at 03:19 AM on December 30, 2011

The Physical Toll of Being a Goon

Wow, Atheist. Hockey play doesn't cause blunt force trauma and concussions without fighting? Who knew? And the two-line pass has been legal since the lockout. Have you watched hockey in the last decade?

It's very frustrating to discuss hockey's problems with people who don't actually watch hockey regularly.

posted by swerve at 02:45 PM on December 10, 2011

Luke Scott talks Nugent, hunting and Obama origin

Scott should stick to talking about baseball.

posted by swerve at 05:51 PM on December 08, 2010

Catcher Bengie 'I Am the Slowest' Molina Hits for the Cycle

It was hilarious and awesome and reminded me of why I love baseball. The Boston announcers were just stunned. I instant-messaged my BF about it and he wrote back, "What happened? Did an outfielder die?"

Heal fast, Bengie.

(Why are backslashes inserting themselves into my text? Only on preview?)

posted by swerve at 11:14 AM on July 17, 2010

When is enough "enough"?

Katerina Thanou has been banned from the Olympics without a failed drug test. The IOC felt that she had "[brought] the Olympic Games into disrepute."

The IOC said the move to use this power signalled the strength of its feeling against Thanou's behaviour that was of "very serious prejudice to the Olympic Movement" and raise "significant moral considerations".

posted by swerve at 05:11 PM on August 23, 2008

When is enough "enough"?

I follow gymnastics regularly. The first time I saw He Kexin was at 2007 Chinese Nationals. The information available said that she had a 1994 birthdate and would not be eligible for Beijing. Imagine my surprise when she showed up on the Olympic training team.

If this much circumstancial evidence piled up around an athlete suspected of doping, the IOC would disqualify him or her immediately. This shouldn't be different.

posted by swerve at 04:04 PM on August 23, 2008

The Red Sox and Oakland open the season in Japan with Dice-K returning home to start.

"According to Francona, the coaching staffs of previous MLB trips to Japan all were paid the same stipend as the players. The Sox manager was scheduled to join the Oakland Aís coaching staff in its teamís trip to Japan in 2003 and said it was agreed on that the coaches were to be paid. The trip was ultimately cancelled." Boston Herald I'm proud of the Sox for standing up for the staff, and I'm baffled as to why MLB thought it could get away with this.

posted by swerve at 12:50 PM on March 19, 2008

The Red Sox and Oakland open the season in Japan with Dice-K returning home to start.

THX, from what I've heard, and I admit I'm guessing here, is that in these international endeavors that MLB has taken before (other sports too?), the coaches and staff for all teams involved have never been paid before now. I'm told that all coaches and staff were paid on the Yankees/Devil Rays trip to Japan in 2004. I'm looking for a source.

posted by swerve at 12:34 PM on March 19, 2008

Jets Fans Gather Each Halftime For 'Show Us Your Tits!' Ritual

I don't think men have the right to decide what is or isn't intimidating to women.

posted by swerve at 05:21 PM on November 22, 2007


It's hard for me to believe that Hank Aaron never took anything to enhance his performance. As I understand it, amphetamines were a common fact of baseball life for a long time (and perhaps still are). So, as before he tied the record, I'm conflicted.

posted by swerve at 01:48 PM on August 05, 2007

Jockey Who Kicked Horse Faces Hearing

Disclaimer: I'm a horse person. Opinion: this just isn't a big deal. It was stupid and wrong and I'm sure the jockey regrets it, but yes, everyone I know who's worked with horses has lost his or her temper at some point and done something similarly stupid, wrong, and regrettable. I once smacked a show pony I was training when he bit me. I was seen and reported to the owners, who fired me. I understood, but so did other horse people, and I was on a new one two months later. Did I hit her? No. People who knew me knew that what had happened was out of character and not likely to recur. I've seen abuse. I've seen sores around the ankles of gaited horses from unpadded chains used to increase step height. I've seen ginger inserted into a horse's anus to lift his tail. I've seen a tired jumper beaten when he knocks down a rail in practice. A kick from a hundred-pound (and respected) jockey just doesn't set off my alarm bells. Give him a fine or a suspension and let him get back to his career. His longevity speaks, to a degree, to a gentle nature; it's very hard to have a career riding other people's horses unless you're widely regarded to be trustworthy.

posted by swerve at 05:34 PM on June 21, 2007

Top ten sports brawls in sports history.

Aw. No mention of the great Bruins brawl at Madison Square Garden when they all climbed into the stands and started fighting with the fans. Mike Milbury pulled a shoe off a guy and beat him with it. Just priceless.

posted by swerve at 03:22 PM on May 17, 2007

A-Rod caps off winning rally

A-Rod's on a tear, all right. But it's April.

posted by swerve at 01:56 PM on April 20, 2007

Visit historic fenway park.

I was just thinking frisbie style would have been more effective. You'd definitely get more lift that way. Perfect if the target had been the girlfriend.

posted by swerve at 09:16 AM on April 18, 2007

Visit historic fenway park.

Also, the pizza thower needs to work on his technique. I'm not sure how to throw a slice of pizza, but I'm pretty sure it's not like that. I don't know, his technique looked pretty solid to me. It landed cheese-side down, after all.

posted by swerve at 05:33 PM on April 17, 2007

Yankees Ink Pettitte To One-Year Deal

Hi, yachts360. Please read the user guidelines. Thanks!

posted by swerve at 12:45 PM on December 10, 2006

Sorry Mr. Stern but the players have had enough.

The NBA does have an image problem, but it's certainly not marijuana that comes to mind.

posted by swerve at 05:40 PM on December 04, 2006

The rich tradition of baseball in the city of St. Louis, MO got a little richer tonight.

Two years ago, the Cards opened the gates to Red Sox fans and kept their stadium open late for the celebration. Must be good karma coming back around, along with some darn good baseball. Congratulations, Cards!

posted by swerve at 11:16 PM on October 27, 2006

Eckstein Plays Hero as Cardinals Lead 3-1

There goes my prediction of the Tigers in 6. Could be worse; I predicted Detroit in five.

posted by swerve at 01:55 AM on October 27, 2006

Hey fake fans: Make like Damon and leave

Whod've thunk it. A-holes at Fenway! (Sorry, just a cocky remark from a Yankee fan). Many of them are wearing NYY caps.

posted by swerve at 05:24 PM on June 03, 2006

Will Wie make history?

I have a very hard time believing her stated age is correct.

posted by swerve at 05:13 PM on June 03, 2006

Minor league team challenges the Royals

The Rox also offered the GM position to Theo Epstein when he walked away from the Sox. I'm sorry the Royals are offended (and understandably), but the Rox crack me up.

posted by swerve at 12:29 PM on May 10, 2006

Snooker World Championships

In the early 1990s, I worked at a small pool room with a snooker table. One of my jobs, along with running the register, cleaning the ashtrays, and officiating calls in money games, was teaching the locals to play snooker. Usually the third or fourth question was about my putting the balls back on the table; the first few were usually "Why would anyone build a table this big?" and "Why are the pockets so small?" When the place was quiet, I would run drills on the snooker table using pool balls to improve my accuracy. Many of the top nine ball players in the US started as snooker players and got lured across the pond by bigger prizes and endorsements.

posted by swerve at 05:19 PM on April 21, 2006

Young'uns in the playoffs not named Crosby or Ovechkin

Isn't the Flyers' Antero Niittymaki a rookie as well? Seems a shame to overlook him.

posted by swerve at 03:28 PM on April 21, 2006

Said it before, now someone agrees.

As I explained to someone in a similar discussion, "It's not like the Kazakhs are farmers in a pond-hockey league. They're professional hockey players." So if non-NHL countries send their Elite League players, we're supposed to counter with college kids?

posted by swerve at 07:25 PM on February 20, 2006

Bode's a bust

I didn't hear Bode running his mouth about medals, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen. However, to add some substance to this conversation: FIS World Cup Standings 2006 Last year at this time, Bode was in first place, having a terrific year. Now he's in third overall, which breaks down to 7th in downhill, 31st in slalom, 6th in giant slalom, 27th in super G, and 2nd in combined. Hardly the top skier in the world this season.

posted by swerve at 01:53 PM on February 20, 2006

'Devil' may be dropped from team name

I regularly hear the Rays referred to as the Tampa Bay Double A's. Maybe that name is open.

posted by swerve at 03:37 PM on January 30, 2006

Seven players

I don't understand the Celtics' trading Davis and Blount. I'm surprised. But sometimes shake-ups lead to better teams, so I'm reserving judgment until I see how the guys work together. Still, I liked Davis.

posted by swerve at 12:45 AM on January 27, 2006

What? no Yankee Red Sox thread?

I'm a Sox fan, but I'm also a baseball fan, and Jeter's play was just plain great baseball. Sure, maybe the third baseman should have handled it, but as it worked out, Jeter's play was insanely cool. I'm just glad I wasn't one of the people sitting where he landed. (It's nothing personal. I don't want anyone who's 6'3" + 190 landing on me, especially factoring in his personal velocity at time of impact.) I never give up hope for the Sox -- not even D. Lowe and Kevin Millar -- but things are looking pretty bleak right now.

posted by swerve at 10:50 AM on July 02, 2004