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May 27, 2008
Man United cornered by Ronaldo speculation: After the recent double by Man U, Ronaldo is the hottest player in the world. If you had a top team and the money would you try to sign him?
Or just hit him with a bench, for the rest of his career.
posted by Mr Bismarck at 10:02 AM on May 27, 2008
Poor, poor bench.
posted by BoKnows at 10:20 AM on May 27, 2008
So, he wants to leave Man United, current EPL and ECL winners, the world's most glamourous and highest profile club. And the one that got him to this point in his footballing life, with enthusiastic supporters that have forgiven him all his indiscretions. That'd be typical. Twat.
posted by owlhouse at 04:08 PM on May 27, 2008
Or just hit him with a bench, for the rest of his career. There's another definition of "bench him"? I'd love him to go elsewhere - preferably somewhere he'd be found out and exposed as the cheating flat-track-bully he so clearly is - and to then come crawling back, only to be told by Beetroot to stick it up his heavily greased quiff.
posted by JJ at 04:29 PM on May 27, 2008
Did you guys notice that Real is rumoured to be offering double his current, very high already salary? And after all, it isn't like RM are the Evil Empire or some place he'd be selling his soul for the dosh.
posted by billsaysthis at 12:53 PM on May 28, 2008
All I really want is for him to go to a league I don't follow. Really, there isn't anyone in the EPL (sorry, BEPL) who sucks the joy out of the game the way he does for me. Perhaps someone in the Borneo Sweatshop League (or maybe the MISL) might be willing to pony up to get this delicate flower out of my life.
posted by chicobangs at 01:19 PM on May 28, 2008
Really, there isn't anyone in the EPL (sorry, BEPL) who sucks the joy out of the game the way he does for me. Big Joey Barton fan? Craig Bellamy? Robbie Savage? I'm not a Ronaldo fan either, but he's not the worst thing on the pitch each week. Just smells that way.
posted by yerfatma at 02:25 PM on May 28, 2008
Yeah. Then I'd bench him. For the rest of his career.