January 25, 2005

Yeah. And maybe I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot: A funny little story about one man's chameleon-like prowess with the authorities. I like to pretend I'm a hockey player too. But unlike Worrell, at least I can skate.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey to hockey at 05:32 PM - 4 comments

Zing!

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 05:34 PM on January 25, 2005

I wonder if talked to the nice officer in a Swedish Chef accent to seem more convincing. "Yourde haveda wronga frakein guya ... bork bork bork!"

posted by wfrazerjr at 07:38 PM on January 25, 2005

Maybe he shoulda offered the cop a billion dollars to let him go...

posted by MeatSaber at 10:00 PM on January 25, 2005

No DUI? So you're telling me Worrell tried this ID switcheroo sober? Riiiight.

posted by garfield at 12:52 PM on January 26, 2005

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