June 22, 2004

Meet the U.S. Olympic Team: Or, at least, the women's weight-lifting team. The 105-pounder has a piece of Gortex mesh attached to her abdomen with 21 screws, and the 300-pounder sucks at lifting couches. But they are two of the best chances the U.S. has at Olympic Gold.

posted by danostuporstar to other at 01:02 PM - 3 comments

Meanwhile, the rest of the US Olympic team has a better chance of getting 5 to 10. And I'm talking years, not seconds.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:10 PM on June 22, 2004

Doesn't having titanium meshed Gortex in your abdomen technically make you bionic? Is anyone looking into this? Who's in charge around here? I want my money back.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 02:15 PM on June 22, 2004

USA! USA! USA!

posted by garfield at 04:01 PM on June 22, 2004

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