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August 15, 2003
Some football-mad men 'prefer footie to nookie': — Twenty-five percent of those surveyed said they would rather watch soccer than spend time with their family. And apparently Wolves fans are more likely to prefer football to sex than supporters of other teams. But then again the survey also showed that Wolves fans watch more football than most others. I can somewhat understand (actually not) that some folks may wish to watch a match instead of sex, but apparently 33% of men refrain from having sex before watching a big match. I mean, it's not like they are playing the game themselves.
Well that Wolves figure is hardly surprising, have you seen the state of the women in Wolverhampton?
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:45 PM on August 15, 2003
Sex during a match while the fan is on top, facing the screen, is pretty good in my book. Cuddling afterwards somewhat detracts from the overall points though.
posted by billsaysthis at 03:46 PM on August 15, 2003
Premiership women, mildly saucy, use your loaf.
posted by Fat Buddha at 06:11 PM on August 15, 2003
ARE YOU GUYS READY OR NOT?!?
posted by StarFucker at 10:59 PM on August 15, 2003
I've been ready since the end of last season.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:06 AM on August 16, 2003
Nice link, FB. Just make sure you don't get your head chewed off for being a sexist. (Poor Fooker.) Liverpool and Everton had real winners. Size "wow".
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:13 AM on August 16, 2003
Liverpool rulez!!!
posted by billsaysthis at 12:24 AM on August 16, 2003
Yeah, be careful FB, that was borderline sexist... How dare you objectify women?!
posted by StarFucker at 02:27 AM on August 16, 2003
FB, I was completely offended by that degrading link and will now pontificate on why I'm better than you.
posted by garfield at 07:55 AM on August 18, 2003
Before watching? I would think that watching a match after sex would be the ultimate...or sex DURING the match! NOW THATS a great idea!