July 28, 2003

Nude Motorcycle Rally,: sponsored by the so-new-there's-no-web-site North American Nude Bikers club, which is not affiliated with the North American Nude Motorcycle Riders Association. "And the number one reason to join NANMRA...1. Recruiting new members is a great excuse to get naked chicks on your bike!" Also not affiliated with the Gumball Rally.

posted by kirkaracha to other at 08:41 PM - 4 comments

Sorry, but no. Point one: according to HD, the average age of their customers is 47. I'm sure there are many fine looking 47, 57, and older HD customers, but I'm equally sure that trying to tie "sex appeal" to a product steroetyped as the province of overweight, hairy-bellied men doesn't appeal. Point two: I wouldn't consider riding without leathers and helmet these days. Think of the gravel rash...

posted by rodgerd at 08:55 PM on July 28, 2003

And wouldn't you be putting your dainty bits next to the hot bits of the motorcycle?

posted by kirkaracha at 10:33 PM on July 28, 2003

Hey, if that's what pops yer clutch, then go for it - dainty bit-logistics aside.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 09:15 AM on July 29, 2003

Depends on the motorcycle and how your dainty bits dangle, kirkaracha. But indeed, waving dangly things around chains or flammables around exhausts is generally considered inadvisable. Not to mention the horrors of sun-heated leather or vinyl on bare, tender flesh.

posted by rodgerd at 04:48 PM on July 29, 2003

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