November 11, 2007

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week 10 2007: NFL picks that couldn't keep it up for three weeks.

Welcome to Week Ten of the 2007 edition of The Hoser's NFL Picks, where after two weeks of riding high, we tumbled like Culture Club.

The Hoser managed just a 6-8 week against the spread and 9-5 straight up. New England finally let us down, which dumped both our Lock and Trifecta. The whole staff was yelling, “Go ahead, Bill – run it up!” NOW he plays nice.

Remember – these picks are just for fun. Using them to wager money is advisable as having Kate Moss call you a plumber.

Jacksonville (+4.5) at TENNESSEE – O/U 35: Whether it’s Gray or Garrard, it’s a loss. Titans 20, Jags 13.

Denver (+3) at KANSAS CITY – O/U 37.5: Make a trade for Kolby Smith right now. Broncos 19, Chiefs 17.

Buffalo (-3) at MIAMI – O/U 41: Do the 1976 Buccaneers pop champagne every time the Dolphins inch a little closer? Bills 26, Dolphins 17.

Cleveland (+9.5) at PITTSBURGH – O/U 47.5: People really think the gulf between these two teams is this big? So do we. Steelers 31, Browns 17.

St. Louis (+11.5) at NEW ORLEANS – O/U 45.5: We’d rather watch videotapes from the women’s restroom at Chuck Berry’s restaurant – but then, we could say that about pretty much anything. Saints 30, Rams 10.

Atlanta (+4) at CAROLINA – O/U 36.5: Ugh. Panthers 21, Falcons 20.

Philadelphia (+3) at WASHINGTON – O/U 38: How much do both of these teams suck? Hmmm … more than Jeff Foxworthy, but not as much as Dane Cook. Eagles 22, Redskins 20.

Minnesota (+6.5) at GREEN BAY – O/U 40.5: Man, if only the Vikings had a quarterback, two more wide receivers and a head coach. Packers 24, Vikings 17.

Cincinnati (+4) at BALTIMORE – O/U 44.5: Does anyone ever pick the Bengals to cover at any number any more? Ravens 20, Bengals 13.

Chicago (-3) at OAKLAND – O/U 38.5: Is Robert Gallery the worst draft pick of all time? Every week, the guy gets beat like Farrah Fawcett in a telepic. Bears 20, Raiders 16.

Dallas (-1) at N.Y. GIANTS – O/U 49.5: Did we mention we were just kidding about Dallas being overrated? Cowboys 31, Giants 24.

Detroit (+1) at ARIZONA – O/U 45: We still wish Pink Taco would have won the naming rights for the Cardinals’ stadium. Lions 33, Cards 20.

Indianapolis (-3.5) at SAN DIEGO – O/U 49: Let’s give our Norv Turner Magik 8-Ball™ a shake, shall we? Will the Chargers again play as if they are led by a third-rate high-school coach? Ahhh – “ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES”. Colts 28, Chargers 24.

San Francisco (+9.5) at SEATTLE – O/U 39: The 49ers are terrible, but the Seahawks are only a step or two out of the sewer themselves. Seahawks 23, 49ers 20.

Lock of the Week: Detroit

Trifecta: Detroit, Dallas, San Francisco

Over/Under Good Buys: Detroit/ Arizona Over

Final Week Nine results:

ATS: 6-8

SU: 9-5

Lock of the Week: 0-1

Trifecta: 0-1

The Money Game: -$960

For the season:

ATS: 68-56-5

SU: 88-42

Lock of the Week: 3-6

Trifecta: 1-8

The Money Game: $-1,540

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