October 12, 2007

The Hoser's NFL Picks, Week Six 2007: NFL picks wearing just a kimono, thank you.

Welcome to Week Six of the 2007 edition of The Hoser's NFL Picks, where we’re still smiling over Nick Folk nailing that second attempt. Take that, Dick Jauron!

The Hoser snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, going 7-6-1 against the spread and 10-4 straight up. Going into Sunday night, we were 7-4-1 and looking good until the third quarter. Damn you, Brett Favre. As for Dallas and Buffalo, well, Romo’s big payday might be no mo’, and he took us down with him.

We don’t know whether it’s all the sushi we’ve been eating lately or listening to old Vapors records that has turning Japanese, but it’s a haiku week for The Hoser Staff. Just go easy on the sake.

Remember – these picks are just for fun. Using them to wager money is advisable as having Jesse Boulerice handle your dental work.

Cincinnati (-3) at KANSAS CITY:

Cincy is lacking

Linebackers, but the Chiefs lack,

Ummm … everything else?

Bengals 31, Chiefs 14.

Houston (+6.5) at JACKSONVILLE:

Funny how Houston

Discovered the keys to win

By losing their Carr.

Jacksonville 17, Houston 13.

Miami (+4.5) at CLEVELAND:

Cleo Lemon starts

At QB for the Dolphins.

Somewhere, Daunte laughs.

Browns 29, Dolphins 16.

Minnesota (+5) at CHICAGO:

Griese looked decent

But it’s hard to look ugly

Following Grossman.

Bears 20, Vikings 13.

Philadelphia (-3) at NEW YORK JETS:

A gimpy McNabb

Beats Mr. "No Passes Past

10 Yards" Pennington.

Eagles 23, Jets 14.

St. Louis (+9.5) at BALTIMORE:

No Sjax, no Pace

No Bulger equals no chance

For the lowly Rams.

Ravens 20, Rams 13.

Tennessee (+3) at TAMPA BAY:

You’d think it would be

Tough for Tampa to win with

No running backs.

Tennessee 22, Tampa Bay 17.

Washington (+3) at GREEN BAY:

Even after that

Pack collapse, a win for Campbell

Don't look “Mmm Mmmm” good.

Packers 17, Redskins 16.

Carolina (+4.5) at ARIZONA:

After his griping,

The Cards should change Matt’s shirt from


Cardinals 24, Panthers 10.

New England (-5) at DALLAS:

The Cowboys’ lousy

DBs will make Sunday a

Very Brady day.

Patriots 30, Cowboys 24.

Oakland (+10) at SAN DIEGO:

In drilling Denver,

The Chargers changed course faster

Than Richard Raskind.

Chargers 29, Raiders 16.

New Orleans (+6.5) at SEATTLE:

A smart investment?

Buy stock in bag companies

Around New Orleans.

Seahawks 24, Saints 20.

New York Giants (-3) at Atlanta:

Even a haiku

Has no chance of making this

Stinker worth watching.

Giants 24, Falcons 16.

Week Five results:

ATS: 7-6-1

SU: 10-4

Lock of the Week: 0-1

Trifecta: 0-1

The Money Game: -$630

For the season:

SU: 48-28

ATS: 36-36-3

Lock of the Week: 1-4

Trifecta: 0-5

The Money Game: $-2,150

posted by wfrazerjr to commentary at 12:33 PM - 0 comments

You're not logged in. Please log in or register.