April 25, 2005

Pirates need a sysadmin: Do you have the skills and desire to parlay your fandom into a techie gig with the Pittsburgh Pirates? The requirements don't mention pitching, batting or fielding as necessary.

posted by billsaysthis to navel gazing at 10:15 PM - 4 comments

The requirements don't mention pitching, batting or fielding as necessary. Ahh, so the same reqs as needed to be a player on the team. Guess that keeps it simple.

posted by pivo at 12:07 AM on April 26, 2005

*crash!*

posted by dusted at 01:08 AM on April 26, 2005

Our top story tonight: unimpressed with the team's slumping enterprise systems, the Pittsburgh Pirates have fired systems administrator Todd McNoidy. "We weren't happy with the effect the enterprise systems were having on the field, particularly our workflow process automations," said Pirates GM Dave Littlefield. "We're taking this slump pretty seriously, and we figure a little change might spark something." The Pirates' software was unavailable for comment.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 09:20 PM on April 26, 2005

Arrrrrrr!

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:43 AM on May 01, 2005

You're not logged in. Please log in or register.