November 10, 2003

Yahoo Fantasy EPL Week 12(?) or is it 11? I've lost track. I'd like to say I've spent my time away from SpoFi meticulously crunching stats to debut my brand-spanking new, updated, bells-and-whistles included, horrificly designed table. But I haven't, so feh. Said Crappy Table and More Inside...

posted by lilnemo to navel gazing at 03:55 PM - 17 comments

 Rank Team 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  Total Pts 
1Mossy Athletic61.5977.4458.0155.8192.8681.9350.0989.4382.56106.3250.6157.55864.20
2Church of Francesco Totti0.00117.9953.1774.85101.5850.2349.4347.8772.9262.9273.1062.28766.34
3Atlanta Untitled65.2146.8142.8851.4787.8228.4872.6878.4854.6937.0733.4281.78680.79
4Bosiak Bashers39.9040.2523.3254.2458.1441.87104.3153.31132.7760.0642.0030.53680.70
8Misanthropic Academicals58.2355.4643.1422.64109.1534.4247.0720.74103.8355.7763.0912.44625.98
10mbd1s Scrub Subs38.9654.5013.3345.8961.5172.6267.6547.2674.7038.9128.9065.43609.66
11Bandaged Bonces66.5031.8450.2024.9379.1342.2168.5186.5221.8628.8049.8031.19581.49
1237 Push Ups39.1657.8143.0516.0860.2415.4761.8748.7930.2014.2274.7945.90507.58
13Docile Nonces0.0052.4113.7216.5360.0317.84119.8186.3529.8720.8542.4323.36483.20
Is it a direct Yahoo lift? Mebbe. Do I care? Not a whit. I'm simply amazed by the fact that I seem to be hovering over last place like a woman in a port a john. Anyway, on with the trash talk!

posted by lilnemo at 04:04 PM on November 10, 2003

Don't bother clicking on the team name links they, much like this post, lead to nowhere.
Damn absolute URL's ...

posted by lilnemo at 04:05 PM on November 10, 2003

I'm having a really terrible time in both leagues the last month or so, dammit!

posted by billsaysthis at 04:06 PM on November 10, 2003

Not worse than me, bill! It's time for another name change! And, what the hell is wrong with this table, lilnemo? What went wrong? Is it the drink? Is the NBA fantasy league distracting you from your rightful responsibilities and duties? Who kidnapped lilnemo?

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:25 PM on November 10, 2003

On further consideration, I cannot accept this table. I recommend that the Pantheon delete this post and have lilnemo try again. Go on, have another go. Or we can hand the duties back to billsaysthis until lilnemo improves his fantasy league standings, or at least his depression over it. btw, you'll have to update the table anyway. The Rovers v Everton game won't be updated until tomorrow or ... next week. What happened to poor lilnemo?

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:45 PM on November 10, 2003

Bender. Severe Bender.

posted by lilnemo at 06:58 PM on November 10, 2003

Just kidding. I will update the table tomorrow from home, as we city employees get the day off. Woo hoo! And yes wc2k2, it will be more presentable.

posted by lilnemo at 06:59 PM on November 10, 2003

Have a good break, lilnemo. I am taking the day off to see the Matrix Revolting (that's what the critics say) with my wife. "I know kung-fu!"

posted by worldcup2002 at 08:16 PM on November 10, 2003

I'm gonna see Kill Bill, but I'm going out for Chinese first.

posted by lilnemo at 08:39 PM on November 10, 2003

Ho! That's on my list of movies to see, too! But I don't think the wife would like it. I don't think bill would, either. ;-)

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:42 PM on November 10, 2003

7th place boys, and moving on up... If i were you, i would watch what i do and try to emulate.

posted by StarFucker at 10:18 AM on November 11, 2003

Hahaha. That is ironic. But very StarFookerish. My Keystone Kippers will beat your Blammos, Fooker!

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:37 AM on November 11, 2003

btw, Fooker, you're not #7 anymore. More like #9. But seeing as I am #11, just a place above the relegation zone, a manager's quote is in order: "I took this job on knowing it was going to be a challenge to try to take this club from being at the bottom. "I knew all these things were going to come along and I would have to try to put it back right, steady the ship and see over the next few years if I can improve it. "I'm looking forward to that challenge, and it's no more hard than I thought it would be here." (in fact, Aston Villa's David O'Leary said that.)

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:45 AM on November 11, 2003

What the hell?! How did that happen? DAMN!

posted by StarFucker at 11:02 AM on November 11, 2003

Yesterday happened. Blackburn v Everton. I got 17.85 pts off Brett Emerton alone.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:57 PM on November 11, 2003

How come he didn't earn what would be the equivalent amount of points in the EPL League where i have him? Its a conspiracy.

posted by StarFucker at 08:39 PM on November 12, 2003

I dropped him as soon as I discovered the conspiracy. I'll explain it all later. Meet me at dawn at drop spot 24. We'll use the three opening lines from X-Files episode 125. You open. I'll be wearing yellow.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:56 PM on November 12, 2003

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