October 05, 2003

EPL Fantasy League Week 8 (October), pending the Birmingham-Chelsea make-up on the 14th. Note that all but three of us have more points coming either from that game or from subs. salmacis leads the week until then with 50; overall, Mr. Unsuitable has put some distance between himself and the pack. (more inside)

posted by taupe to navel gazing at 03:17 PM - 36 comments

As an experiment I added another column to the table ("PR") showing how many players each team was still waiting on. The first number denotes pending Blues and Blues players, and the number in parentheses is the minimum number of substitutes that would also figure into that team's scoring.

Overall
   Team   Manager   T   G   R   P   PR 
 1  Blammos!   Star Unsuitable   5   44   4,277   382   1(1) 
 2  The Bog Bandits   Fat Buddha   7   31   9,917   366   2(1) 
 3  Better Mucus   Danny The Taupe   11   46   10,941   364   2(1) 
 4  Crap City United   g s p m   4   28   12,765   360   2(2) 
 5  Bosiak Bashers   joe bieda   2   31   16,849   353   0(2) 
 6  Terrapin Utd   Rick Scully   4   29   19,674   349   4(0) 
 7  37 Push Ups   Corpse R. Christ   1   26   23,359   344   3(2) 
 8  bluebears   andy griffiths   4   30   24,272   343   3(0) 
 9  Ardley Athletic   Squealy Neily   10   33   29,536   337   2(0) 
 10  BillSaysThisSCORES!!   Bill Lazar   6   34   37,474   328   0(2) 
 11  Rings of Saturn   David Hansen   5   28   40,272   325   1(0) 
 11  Salmacis FC   Huw Morris   7   50   40,381   325   1(0) 
 13  cutters   mbd1 mbd1   6   27   41,225   324   1(1) 
 14  Kwacky's Kwitters   richard looker   9   32   44,335   321   3(0) 
 15  last again   eckeric eckeric   4   35   47,972   317   2(0) 
 16  Deadly Calm   Big Calm   9   42   53,230   312   0(0) 
 17  Red Dragons   worldcup 2002   12   41   56,317   309   2(0) 
 18  Mossy Athletic   Emad Mostaque   10   23   62,095   303   1(1) 
 19  Sporting Goats   Eliot Shepard   0   37   65,204   299   0(0) 
 19  SilentInTheMorning   pful ler   2   34   65,529   299   0(1) 
 19  Generals F.C.   Noah Egorin   10   30   65,945   299   0(1) 
 22  Finally   Mark D   11   36   72,333   292   3(0) 
 23  Atlanta Untitled   Tim Truxell   7   34   78,239   285   2(0) 
 24  vagabonds   christopher f   17   42   85,306   276   0(0) 
 25  FC Cacahuate   skronk _   13   31   90,041   269   2(1) 
 26  fascist bully boys   Ufez Jones   4   37   93,379   263   2(0) 
 27  Trendelmaniacs   t trendel   0   21   100,317   249   0(3) 
 28  Nemo's Dreamers   lil nemo   12   32   103,862   241   1(2) 
 29  AVZ Thundering Herd   usf bull   2   24   108,631   227   1(1) 
 30  tallclay   Clay H   11   40   125,603   170   2(0) 
 
October
   Team   Manager   T   G   R   P 
 1  Salmacis FC   Huw Morris   0   50   15,316   50 
 2  Better Mucus   Danny The Taupe   1   46   31,084   46 
 3  Blammos!   Star Unsuitable   0   44   35,453   44 
 4  vagabonds   christopher f   0   42   44,538   42 
 4  Deadly Calm   Big Calm   1   42   49,302   42 
 6  Red Dragons   worldcup 2002   1   41   54,313   41 
 7  tallclay   Clay H   0   40   54,545   40 
 8  fascist bully boys   Ufez Jones   0   37   71,369   37 
 8  Sporting Goats   Eliot Shepard   0   37   71,369   37 
 10  Finally   Mark D   0   36   77,295   36 
 11  last again   eckeric eckeric   0   35   83,180   35 
 12  Atlanta Untitled   Tim Truxell   0   34   89,098   34 
 12  BillSaysThisSCORES!!   Bill Lazar   0   34   89,098   34 
 12  SilentInTheMorning   pful ler   0   34   89,098   34 
 15  Ardley Athletic   Squealy Neily   0   33   94,950   33 
 16  Nemo's Dreamers   lil nemo   0   32   100,879   32 
 16  Kwacky's Kwitters   richard looker   1   32   106,537   32 
 18  The Bog Bandits   Fat Buddha   0   31   106,793   31 
 18  Bosiak Bashers   joe bieda   0   31   106,793   31 
 18  FC Cacahuate   skronk _   0   31   106,793   31 
 21  Generals F.C.   Noah Egorin   0   30   112,581   30 
 21  bluebears   andy griffiths   0   30   112,581   30 
 23  Terrapin Utd   Rick Scully   0   29   118,096   29 
 24  Crap City United   g s p m   0   28   123,250   28 
 24  Rings of Saturn   David Hansen   0   28   123,250   28 
 26  cutters   mbd1 mbd1   0   27   128,185   27 
 27  37 Push Ups   Corpse R. Christ   0   26   132,735   26 
 28  AVZ Thundering Herd   usf bull   0   24   141,110   24 
 29  Mossy Athletic   Emad Mostaque   0   23   144,822   23 
 30  Trendelmaniacs   t trendel   0   21   151,350   21 
kWaCkY and I both have Chelsea captains (guess who saved my ass again); skronk will have Cudicini replacing Jones in goal. Look for kWaCkY and terrapin to vault a few places in a week and a half's time. Another down week for us overall. My sympathies are with the LFC fans here -- the report is a split in the lining between the tibia and fibula in Owen's right leg, meaning he's either "50/50" for Turkey (BBC) or out for a month (PhysioRoom.com), depending on who you ask.

posted by taupe at 03:52 PM on October 05, 2003

Forsell won't play against Chelsea as part of the loan agreement. I have just completed the mother of all clearouts. Shit or bust time.

posted by Fat Buddha at 04:46 PM on October 05, 2003

taupe: You are the man. Timely technicolor tables, and added detail, too. A true service to mankind. So I have more points coming? Go, Blues, go! Score, Savage, score! Red Dragons manager comments: "We won't shift and leap up the table in a fortnight, it will take some time, and to do that, we need to win and win." (actually, Newcastle's Sir Bobby Robson said that.)

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:18 PM on October 05, 2003

Shit week for me again. I'm gonna have to rejig things methinks to the cost of points. Ah well, faint heart never won fair lady or a fantasy football league.

posted by squealy at 04:05 AM on October 06, 2003

I said I was going to operate in automatic mode, but after week 3, I'd slipped to 75,000th in the overall rankings and it was clear that my team needed big changes. Since then, my overall ranking has improved every week. I like this league better than others I've done - defenders and midfielders score as well as strikers. The transfers are very cleverly done. Player valuations seem to work well. The only thing I don't like about it is that you can look at other people's teams.

posted by salmacis at 05:14 AM on October 06, 2003

Flipping heck FB. 8 transfers in one week? You sure you ain't Barry Fry?

posted by squealy at 09:18 AM on October 06, 2003

More like catfish, I think.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:42 AM on October 06, 2003

I can't believe Bartlett scored. He just saved himself from being booted off my team. But only just.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:44 AM on October 06, 2003

Barry Fry? Amateur! It might perhaps have been prudent to wait to see if any of my new chuffers are fit after the internationals, but it is done now.

posted by Fat Buddha at 10:00 AM on October 06, 2003

Where the hell can we get an accurate injury report prior to fixtures so we don't end up with big fat zeroes on the pitch?

posted by lilnemo at 03:42 PM on October 06, 2003

Thanks, wc. Sometimes I worry if it's too much, but it's good to know it's appreciated. I think someone posted a link to FISO.co.uk earlier; that has links I use. PhysioRoom.com and Soccernet have pretty comprehensive injury information in their weekend previews. (Do the Press Association write the previews that appear on Soccernet? Because I see a lot of the same information worded pretty much verbatim on other sites, like the BBC's. I'd understand if the PA worked the way the Associated Press works over here, except the AP is always explicitly credited.)

posted by taupe at 04:10 PM on October 06, 2003

I need to pay more attention. Thanks taupe.

posted by lilnemo at 04:30 PM on October 06, 2003

I love it taupe! Don't go changin'!

posted by StarFucker at 04:35 PM on October 06, 2003

Taupe: That someone was me. ME! But seriously, folks, go to Physioroom.com (as taupe points out). All your up-to-date injury info, all the time. btw, lilnemo, let's get that yahoo table up. Chop, chop!

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:20 AM on October 07, 2003

Well... I just had a great week. Stayed in first in the EPL and moved up 4 in Yahoo!! WOO HOO!

posted by StarFucker at 09:13 AM on October 07, 2003

Moved up two in both leagues. Still #2 in MLS, only 350 pts away from #1. This weekend, I will make my move! I am chuffed.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:17 AM on October 07, 2003

Stupid MLS...etrader9 turned me off to that whole game.

posted by StarFucker at 11:10 AM on October 07, 2003

I'm just laughing about the MLS league, coz I can't make any more trades, and at least two of my players are injured each week, but I'm still scoring more than etrader. Hoohoo.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:55 AM on October 07, 2003

That Physioroom.com front page is quite amusing. Look WC, SF, we're top of the table there! W00t!!! Of course, the table is for number of injured players but something is better than nothing, my old grandpa used to say.

posted by billsaysthis at 01:45 PM on October 07, 2003

Hamann (shin 2 weeks) Baros (broken ankle 3 months) Carragher (broken leg 5 months) Murphy (ankle 2 weeks) Cheyrou (leg 2 weeks) Owen (Tib / Fib jt sprain 1 month) Smicer (leg [no return date]) Why isn't Heskey on that damn list!?

posted by StarFucker at 01:50 PM on October 07, 2003

This is terrible. At this rate, Houllier will have to recall Michael Jordan to play in attack.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:54 PM on October 07, 2003

So, hey, what's the "Survivor" Liverpool formation? Dudek (Kirkland? Da Dude is starting to mess up again) Hyppia, Henchoz, Finnan Diouf, Riise, Gerrard, Le Tallec (Diao?) Smicer Heskey, Kewell ?

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:59 PM on October 07, 2003

How is Dudek messing up?

posted by StarFucker at 03:22 PM on October 07, 2003

Didn't he gift two goals to Charlton just two weeks ago? I'm not against Dudek, it just seems that he's got a bit of the Grobelaar in him.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:20 PM on October 07, 2003

..and a porn 'stache.

posted by lilnemo at 05:27 PM on October 07, 2003

btw lilnemo: Grobbelaar actually does look like that guy in the pic. Dudek, all goofs aside, does not.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:42 PM on October 07, 2003

Holy christ, its Mr. Bean's cousin!

posted by lilnemo at 06:02 PM on October 07, 2003

So sad my captain had to go off for recovery, bye bye Mr. Owen, hello Mr. van Nistleroy.

posted by billsaysthis at 09:34 PM on October 11, 2003

Nistelrooy...

posted by StarFucker at 01:58 PM on October 13, 2003

I could care less about the spelling as long as he keeps going net, n'ect ce pas?

posted by billsaysthis at 03:55 PM on October 13, 2003

n'est ce pas. Sacre bleu!

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:47 PM on October 13, 2003

kiss my sacre a55, wc.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:12 AM on October 14, 2003

Well, those buttholes aren't updating for some reason. Here's our estimated final gameweek and overall scores, including points from substitutions:

salmacis 58
taupe 56 (52)
worldcup2002 48-49
SF 45-46
sauril 46
tallclay 46
skronk 45
eckeric 42-43
catfish 42
BigCalm 42
UfezJ 42
kWaCkY 50 (42)
bluebears 40
billsaysthis 37
Goats 37
terrapin 37
pfuller 35
trox 34
lilnemo 38 (34)
Saturn 34
corpse 33
egorin 32
usfbull 32
gspm 31
ttrendel 31
squealy 43 (31)
mbd1 34-35 (30-31)
mossy 28-29
Fat Buddha 36-37 (8-9)
etrader9 39 (-17)
 
SF 383-384
taupe 370
gspm 363
terrapin 357
bluebears 353
Fat Buddha 343-344
corpse 341
squealy 335
salmacis 333
billsaysthis 331
Saturn 331
kWaCkY 331
mbd1 327-328
eckeric 324-325
worldcup2002 316-317
egorin 313
BigCalm 312
mossy 308-309
sauril 306
etrader9 305
pfuller 300
Goats 299
trox 285
skronk 283
catfish 276
UfezJ 268
ttrendel 259
lilnemo 243
usfbull 235
tallclay 176
The numbers in parentheses are scores for the month as modified by transfer penalties. I took an extra transfer, but I think I'll be in the black from it by this time next week. salmacis's siege of the table's upper echelons continues; he's now ninth.

posted by taupe at 06:47 PM on October 14, 2003

And so they update minutes after I post that. Here:

Overall
   Team   Manager   T   G   R   P 
 1  Blammos!   Star Unsuitable   5   46   5,659   384 
 2  I.C.B.I.N. Mucus   Danny The Taupe   12   56   11,466   370 
 3  Crap City United   g s p m   5   31   15,096   363 
 4  Terrapin Utd   Rick Scully   5   37   18,940   357 
 5  bluebears   andy griffiths   5   40   21,859   353 
 6  37 Push Ups   Corpse R. Christ   1   33   23,207   351 
 7  The Bog Bandits   Fat Buddha   15   37   29,480   344 
 8  Ardley Athletic   Squealy Neily   14   43   37,617   335 
 9  Salmacis FC   Huw Morris   8   58   39,276   333 
 10  Rings of Saturn   David Hansen   5   34   41,092   331 
 10  BillSaysThisSCORES!!   Bill Lazar   7   37   41,228   331 
 10  Kwacky's Kwitters   richard looker   11   50   41,441   331 
 13  cutters   mbd1 mbd1   8   34   45,233   327 
 14  last again   eckeric eckeric   4   43   46,886   325 
 15  Red Dragons   worldcup 2002   12   49   55,081   317 
 16  Deadly Calm   Big Calm   9   42   59,861   312 
 17  Mossy Athletic   Emad Mostaque   10   27   64,769   307 
 18  Bosiak Bashers   joe bieda   17   39   66,870   305 
 19  Finally   Mark D   11   46   69,552   302 
 20  Generals F.C.   Noah Egorin   10   32   70,477   301 
 21  SilentInTheMorning   pful ler   2   35   71,057   300 
 22  Sporting Goats   Eliot Shepard   0   37   71,650   299 
 23  Atlanta Untitled   Tim Truxell   7   34   83,719   285 
 24  FC Cacahuate   skronk _   13   45   85,322   283 
 25  vagabonds   christopher f   17   42   90,253   276 
 26  fascist bully boys   Ufez Jones   4   42   94,671   268 
 27  Trendelmaniacs   t trendel   0   31   99,028   259 
 28  Nemo's Dreamers   lil nemo   14   38   105,808   243 
 29  AVZ Thundering Herd   usf bull   4   26   111,459   225 
 30  tallclay   Clay H   11   46   126,170   176 
 
October
   Team   Manager   T   G   R   P 
 1  Salmacis FC   Huw Morris   1   58   18,177   58 
 2  I.C.B.I.N. Mucus   Danny The Taupe   2   56   39,746   52 
 3  Red Dragons   worldcup 2002   1   49   53,173   49 
 4  Finally   Mark D   0   46   64,815   46 
 4  Blammos!   Star Unsuitable   0   46   64,815   46 
 4  tallclay   Clay H   0   46   64,815   46 
 7  FC Cacahuate   skronk _   0   45   70,355   45 
 8  last again   eckeric eckeric   0   43   81,545   43 
 9  vagabonds   christopher f   0   42   87,061   42 
 9  fascist bully boys   Ufez Jones   0   42   87,061   42 
 9  Deadly Calm   Big Calm   1   42   91,345   42 
 9  Kwacky's Kwitters   richard looker   3   50   92,383   42 
 13  bluebears   andy griffiths   1   40   102,543   40 
 14  Sporting Goats   Eliot Shepard   0   37   114,212   37 
 14  BillSaysThisSCORES!!   Bill Lazar   1   37   118,023   37 
 14  Terrapin Utd   Rick Scully   1   37   118,023   37 
 17  SilentInTheMorning   pful ler   0   35   123,917   35 
 18  Atlanta Untitled   Tim Truxell   0   34   128,384   34 
 18  Rings of Saturn   David Hansen   0   34   128,384   34 
 18  Nemo's Dreamers   lil nemo   2   38   132,032   34 
 21  37 Push Ups   Corpse R. Christ   0   33   132,641   33 
 22  Generals F.C.   Noah Egorin   0   32   136,569   32 
 23  Trendelmaniacs   t trendel   0   31   140,279   31 
 23  Crap City United   g s p m   1   31   142,790   31 
 23  Ardley Athletic   Squealy Neily   4   43   143,402   31 
 26  cutters   mbd1 mbd1   2   34   146,044   30 
 27  Mossy Athletic   Emad Mostaque   0   27   151,711   27 
 28  AVZ Thundering Herd   usf bull   2   26   160,536   22 
 29  The Bog Bandits   Fat Buddha   8   37   165,285   9 
 30  Bosiak Bashers   joe bieda   15   39   166,354   -17 

posted by taupe at 07:34 PM on October 14, 2003

Oh, yes, the Red Dragons are starting to make their move! Rollin', rollin', rollin ... btw, good job again, taupe!

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:49 PM on October 14, 2003

Sweet. The only player i had playing today...DIDN'T PLAY!!

posted by StarFucker at 12:23 AM on October 15, 2003

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