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April 23, 2003
SpoFi EPL Fantasy League WEEK 36 Leader: StarFucker! [more inside]
posted by worldcup2002 to navel gazing at 12:35 PM - 29 comments
Woops. Forgot to mention that Mossy accomplished this week the best all-time weekly score with 207.90. Congrats. Also, it looks like SF really does have an insurmountable lead now. FB has to make up a 141-point deficit with 3 games left. That means he has to best SF by 47 pts every week. He did top SF by 76 pts this week, but that was over two games, which splits to a per-game average of 38 pts. So close but yet so far. Like Johnny Mathis sings, it's looking like "Too Much, Too Little, Too Late."
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:08 PM on April 23, 2003
Mossy has led the league in points two weeks in a row and seems to have crushed me in the battle of three-week latecomers. In other soccer fantasy leagues... MLS Fantasy League Week 2: 1 pfuller - big perv 710 360 2 etrader9 - Bosiak Bashers 705 180 3 Ufez Jones - ufez 675 235 4 kafkaesque - The Scampi of Doom 660 185 5 worldcup2002 - Dangling Tits 650 290 6 squealy - Zulu Army 600 280 7 SF's friend Paul - Mad Rrhea 590 270 8 BigCalm - Turnip Surprise 560 280 9 jasonspaceman - Spacemen 475 150 9 jpoulos - The Torn ACLs 475 250 9 StarFucker - StarFookers 475 215 12 trox - Atlanta Arsenal 445 170 13 corpse - 37 Push Ups 310 310 14 ttrendel - Trendelmaniacs 250 250 15 eckeric - hardtimes inwestpho 0 0 15 SF's friend Andy - BABG 0 0 I think this is accurate, but they love to make changes.
posted by pfuller at 01:17 PM on April 23, 2003
It aint necessarily so! That chuffing link of yours worldcup2002, takes you to pop up hell.
posted by Fat Buddha at 01:18 PM on April 23, 2003
Also, it looks like SF really does have an insurmountable lead now. Its true...you got beat by a Yank, Buddha!!
posted by StarFucker at 01:31 PM on April 23, 2003
FB: Sorry about that - it was the best lyrics page I could find. I would've preferred it to come blasting out of your speakers in full audio glory, but alas ...
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:34 PM on April 23, 2003
Hey pfuller. Don't take offense but ... ... Take your MLS post somewhere else! No seriously, why not give it full prominence by posting it as another Locker Room thread? Don't let the NFL and baseball take over! And, oh yeah ... I'm number FIVE! *sticks hand up with all five fingers extended*
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:38 PM on April 23, 2003
EPL Fantasy League trophy? 
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:39 PM on April 23, 2003
Very funny...
posted by StarFucker at 01:40 PM on April 23, 2003
IN-surmountable.... So how many Champion's League and UEFA spots do we have? Who is getting relegated?
posted by StarFucker at 01:43 PM on April 23, 2003
why not give it full prominence by posting it as another Locker Room thread? My bad, I saw you were doing the EPL and thought I would just add the MLS to this instead of two consecutive soccer fantasy league posts. If no one else wants it, I don't mind making the MLS league posts for at least a few weeks, but I will be AWOL for the month of June.
posted by pfuller at 01:49 PM on April 23, 2003
EPL Fantasy League trophy? 
posted by StarFucker at 01:49 PM on April 23, 2003
Its all yours pfuller! But who will do it in June?
posted by StarFucker at 01:50 PM on April 23, 2003
EPL Fantasy League trophy? 
posted by pfuller at 02:01 PM on April 23, 2003
I might remind you my dear starfucker, that although worldcup2002 seems like a very nice chap, his predictions are shit.
posted by Fat Buddha at 02:16 PM on April 23, 2003
SF: Can you get the t-shirt on that trophy a little wetter?
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:17 PM on April 23, 2003
Manchester United are out! 
posted by StarFucker at 03:51 PM on April 23, 2003
YAY!
posted by Ufez Jones at 04:28 PM on April 23, 2003
In the MLS league...who is hardtimesinwestpho? The reason you aren't getting any points is because you only have 9 players!
posted by StarFucker at 10:33 AM on April 24, 2003
ooops...thanks SF!
posted by eckeric at 10:45 AM on April 24, 2003
What the eck are you doing, eckeric? Well, at least you didn't call your team "Worse than yours". Hey wait a minute ...
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:22 AM on April 24, 2003
BABG finally has his team in order as well... And i don't know who trendel is, but that guy hasn't picked a single player for his team...
posted by StarFucker at 11:29 AM on April 24, 2003
I have SUCH a good team for this weekend...
posted by StarFucker at 09:33 AM on April 25, 2003
Hey you lazy bastards... I finally uploaded a picture of myself on one of my sites... But i'm not putting it up till the rest of you promise to. I think we should have a thread somewhere with all our pics or something... Whaddya think?
posted by StarFucker at 10:48 PM on April 25, 2003
Better watch out for trox, he's the only one of the top seven (I didn't check everyone) who has Owen, and the little lad has scored four!
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:52 AM on April 26, 2003
It was a piss poor day for Starfucker, I am happy to relate. He had Maccarone for fucks sake! Came on run around ineffectually for 5 minutes, got booked. Hah! And Smith scored!
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:52 PM on April 26, 2003
I knew it would happen. Everytime I drop a player, he goes ahead and scores. Dunn did it to me today. Well, at least Blackburn beat Leeds. Hoo-hah!
posted by worldcup2002 at 07:26 PM on April 26, 2003
Bloody hell. Man U have gone and beaten Spurs 2-0. The only bright spots: I had both goalscorers, Scholes (matchwinner) and Van Nistelhorse.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:33 PM on April 27, 2003
Definitely a mixed bag of a weekend for me. I had Scholes and Ruud as well--which piled ups some points for me (50 some points from Owen alone). But Arsenal basically gave away the league (hence my hangover).
posted by trox at 01:46 PM on April 27, 2003
1. StarFucker 2455.08 2. FatBuddha 2313.56 3. Mossy 2207.56 4. Trox 2180.07 5. apt820 2085.03 (+1) <-- this guy is on a tear! 6. pfuller 2084.50 (+1) <-- cleaned up his act 7. worldcup2002 2081.43 (+1) <-- apt820 and pfuller better watch out! 8. corpse 2060.24 (-3) <-- tsk, tsk 9. jasonbondshow 2003.79 10. elsoltano 1858.04 11. Drood 1665.33 12. BigCalm 1601.74 13. eckeric 1465.52 (+1) <-- what, he's come to life! 14. cory 1462.42 (-1) 15. etrader9 1282.41 (+1) <-- riding the rocket! 16. etagloh 1207.87 (-1) 17. jipe 1131.13