11/05/24
January 31, 2003
SpoFi EPL Fantasy League WEEK 24 Leader: StarFucker! [full standings and trash talk inside]
posted by worldcup2002 to navel gazing at 01:07 AM - 46 comments
No changes! That must be a first. StarFucker still on top. Extends his lead. Top scorer of the week with 92.12. Dang it, guys. What is it gonna take to stop this guy? Better stock up on your Man U and Birmingham players. They play two games this week.
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:20 AM on January 31, 2003
Wow...no changes. etrader has been telling me for 3 weeks that he will overtake jipe and etagloh by the end of February... "What is it gonna take to stop this guy?" I cannot be stopped...
posted by StarFucker at 08:37 AM on January 31, 2003
By the way, I think 12 through 16 have stopped playing... If you look at their teams, you will realize this. That sucks... Oh, here is another jewel from etrader...he says he will completely dominate the league next year!! HA! Maybe if i don't play!
posted by StarFucker at 08:41 AM on January 31, 2003
By the way, I think 12 through 16 have stopped playing... That certainly doesn't make me look very good.
posted by pfuller at 09:39 AM on January 31, 2003
Man, does anyone lead besides SF? From an outsider's perspective, SF is always on top. (Insert innuendoes here.)
posted by jacknose at 12:21 PM on January 31, 2003
Great observation jacknose! I am the best...which is why i am always on top! Of course, i don't mind when the girl is on top sometimes, cause they usually cum faster that way, and then once they cum the whole 'job' part of having sex is pretty much over so you can actually sit back and enjoy the fucking fuck... Anyway, I have been in first for a long time now, thank you for noticing.
posted by StarFucker at 01:33 PM on January 31, 2003
Starfuckers luck cannot hold out, I confidently expect to overtake him this week.
posted by Fat Buddha at 04:33 PM on January 31, 2003
By the way, I think 12 through 16 have stopped playing... No, no, we could just suck, you know.... *cries*
posted by eckeric at 04:56 PM on January 31, 2003
Big Calm is a Villa fan, lord have mercy on his poor benighted soul.
posted by Fat Buddha at 05:59 PM on January 31, 2003
Fat Buddha, you are going to get 302 points this weekend in addition to the points i earn?! THIS i gotta see! Oh, and sorry about that eckeric... I didn't know Villa HAD fans.
posted by StarFucker at 07:20 PM on January 31, 2003
I may have been slightly over optimistic.
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:13 PM on February 01, 2003
I'm breaking into the top 5 this week! I have goals from Radzinski (and a penalty won), Clement (and an assist) and Zola!
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:58 PM on February 01, 2003
I got 2 from Pires...
posted by StarFucker at 12:19 AM on February 02, 2003
to the tune of "She'll be riding six white horses when she comes"(refrain in brackets) We've got Dion Dion Dublin in the air We've got Dion Dion Dublin in the air (he's in the air) We've got Dion Dion Dublin (Dublin) Dion Dion Dublin (Dublin) Dion Dion Dublin In the Air (he's in the air) (repeat with "In a Wheelchair", "'s Got no hair", etc) Who says the Villa have no fans?
posted by BigCalm at 05:44 AM on February 03, 2003
You're the only one... The rest of those people at the game were Blackburn fans.
posted by StarFucker at 08:22 AM on February 03, 2003
We've got Emile Emile Heskey in the air We've got Emile Emile Heskey in the air (he's in the air) We've got Emile Emile Heskey (Heskey) Emile Emile Heskey (Heskey) Emile Emile Heskey In the Air (he's in the air) (repeat with "Tripping down there", "Falling everywhere", etc) Who says Heskey sucks? (StarFucker.) Hahahahahaha.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:30 AM on February 03, 2003
I am so damn close to #5 I can smell it. All I need is Silvestre to score and add an assist on Tuesday. "Where do we go now? Where do we go now? Aiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyai..."
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:34 AM on February 03, 2003
Don't count on it worldcup2002. I'm going to be the one moving up since I due to have another top scoring week anytime now!
posted by trox at 10:58 AM on February 03, 2003
Um...did you SEE that goal? The donkey ran into James, it barely went in. Where is the skill?! Speaking of skill, did you see the fucking incredible save Dudek made on DiCanio?! GOOD GOD! I am picking him back up...
posted by StarFucker at 11:13 AM on February 03, 2003
trox: But not this week, my friend. After tomorrow's game, I'll be #5! Score a hattrick, Silvestre!
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:55 AM on February 03, 2003
worldcup2002, I am sorry old chap but Silvestre is going to lose you many points tomorrow night. I will be there and every time Dugarry and Morrison score I will be chuckling at you and your impertinence! I expect he will be sent off too. By the way starfucker, you fucking fucker, softly softly catchee monkey.
posted by Fat Buddha at 12:25 PM on February 03, 2003
Holy shit! What?
posted by StarFucker at 01:26 PM on February 03, 2003
I have Silvestre too! And Van Nistelrooy... Looks like its another high score for the week for me boys...
posted by StarFucker at 01:53 PM on February 03, 2003
No Way Jose.
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:37 PM on February 03, 2003
Good comeback...
posted by StarFucker at 03:39 PM on February 03, 2003
OK worldcup, I concede you that we will switch spots this week, but I predict that your hold on it will brief and ultimately unfulfilling.
posted by trox at 04:56 PM on February 03, 2003
Trashtalking! We finally have trashtalking! Taking a page from StarFucker's book ... trox: Oh, you will be stewing in your pool of hot tears, as you watch me, many places above you, tramp upon poor StarFucker's hubridious (I made that up) carcass. From here on, my only direction is up. btw, try not to pick Robbie Keane when he's hurt. Hahahahahaha. FB: While I hope Birmingham survive the drop so they can continue to torment Villa, your beloved Blues' *4-2 loss!* game against Bolton *2nd-worst defense in the EPL!* leaves me wondering about their chances against Man U *slim and none!*. 5-0 to Man U, Silvestre gets a hattrick and provides crosses for the other two. Morrison pulls another muscle. Dugarry gets hurt from tripping over his walker.
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:23 PM on February 03, 2003
Uh, I picked up Robbie Keane right before his hattrick you pillock... He'll be back... And while i don't doubt Man U will win tomorrow, it will not be a trouncing... I predict a 2-1 or 3-2 score.
posted by StarFucker at 06:10 PM on February 03, 2003
Are we all going to be on here during the game tomorrow?
posted by StarFucker at 06:11 PM on February 03, 2003
Who said Silvestre would get an assist? I did. And he cleared a sure Dugarry goal off the goalline. I am the king.
posted by worldcup2002 at 04:52 PM on February 04, 2003
I have Silvestre too...
posted by StarFucker at 06:55 PM on February 04, 2003
I just got rid of Silvestre!
posted by Fat Buddha at 02:42 AM on February 05, 2003
Doesn't matter. Two games and all he got was 0.23 points. I'm getting rid of him, too. Sheesh.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:35 AM on February 05, 2003
Waitaminute. It looks like they haven't updated the points from yesterday's games. Van Nistelrooy and Silvestre's points look unchanged. Hmm.
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:53 AM on February 05, 2003
Are you sure about that? It looked like they were, i'll have to check again. HEY WORLDCUP! Is the Liverpool/Crystal Palace going to be on the radio at BBC? I can't find a link right now.
posted by StarFucker at 01:00 PM on February 05, 2003
I looked all over, and there are no Internet broadcasts. Unless you pay. Fuckers.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:41 PM on February 05, 2003
Yahoo has updated now and I have overtaken starfucker!
posted by Fat Buddha at 02:42 PM on February 05, 2003
Liverpool 0-0 Palace at half time. Michael Owen couldn't score in a barrel of fannies.
posted by Fat Buddha at 02:50 PM on February 05, 2003
Hahahahaha. I wonder if you made SF look?
posted by worldcup2002 at 03:01 PM on February 05, 2003
Argh. Palace have scored and there are only 20 minutes left. Seems like everyone is back to their worst ways. Graargh.
posted by worldcup2002 at 03:24 PM on February 05, 2003
They have scored twice old chap.
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:47 PM on February 05, 2003
Oh dear, what a shame, never mind. This is what happens to your team when you diss the Blues! Poetic justice worldcup2002!
posted by Fat Buddha at 03:50 PM on February 05, 2003
Thats what you get for playing Heskey, Murphy and Carragher...
posted by StarFucker at 03:57 PM on February 05, 2003
Who else should they have played, SF? Smicer and Gerrard were suspended. Berger's crocked. Who? Diao? Baros? And what does it matter if we can't beat ten men, or score own goals? We need width, and we need a solid passing game (just hoofing it up to Owen does not qualify). And, btw, scoring from one-on-one situations would help, too.
posted by worldcup2002 at 04:50 PM on February 05, 2003
Traore would have been just fine for Carragher... And what about Biscan?! Why was he on the bench? And yes, Diao would have been great instead of Murphy!
posted by StarFucker at 05:23 PM on February 05, 2003
1. StarFucker 1769.89 2. corpse 1467.20 3. Fat Buddha 1453.40 4. apt820 1406.17 5. Trox 1386.57 6. Mossy 1321.55 7. worldcup2002 1303.30 8. jasonbondshow 1284.38 9. Drood 1268.85 10. elsoltano 1261.11 11. pfuller 1236.68 12. cory 1031.94 13. eckeric 969.76 14. BigCalm 942.85 15. etagloh 871.65 16. jipe 840.27 17. etrader9 545.58