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December 03, 2002
SpoFi EPL Fantasy League WEEK 16 Leader: StarFucker! [full standings and trash talk inside]
posted by worldcup2002 to navel gazing at 01:26 PM - 31 comments
Looks like Mossy is the big mover this week... So when are you all going to put in a serious challenge? I am getting bored at the top...
posted by StarFucker at 01:41 PM on December 03, 2002
[Sorry for missing Week 15. I blame the slow yahoo updates.] StarFucker. 'Nuff said. Climbers: apt820 is the latest to take a stab at bursting the Fucker's bubble, taking over at #2 from elsoltano. Good luck. Top mover was Mossy (also this week's top scorer with 79.89), moving up 3 to #11. So much for a three-week disadvantage, huh? Same goes for pfuller, who continued his climb by moving up 1 to #9. And kudos to jasonbondshow, for a two-spot climb to #7. (You are too damn close to me, man.) Droppers: Aside from elsoltano, other unlucky ones included trox, BigCalm, etagloh and Drood (this week's lowest scorer with 15.16).
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:43 PM on December 03, 2002
StarFucker: Roll over and give your girlfriend a turn. Hahahaha.
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:45 PM on December 03, 2002
Starfucker is the luckiest fucker alive, for picking goalscorers. I am very fed up of being number 5.
posted by Fat Buddha at 01:46 PM on December 03, 2002
Hey buddha, i would be lucky if i did this, mmmm maybe 2-3 weeks in a row... I have been "picking" goalscorers for HOW many weeks now? I would say its more like natural talent...think about what a great manager i would make!! I would find the legends before ANYONE! My Premier League title winning team would consist of little or not at all known players from Division 1, 2, 3, Central Europe and Nigeria... I myself would be a living legend.
posted by StarFucker at 01:54 PM on December 03, 2002
We'd have to start calling you Sir Alex Fuckerson.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:21 PM on December 03, 2002
as for you FB, don't get too cozy at #5. You can have my spot next week.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:22 PM on December 03, 2002
Congrats...you guys have gained 3.48 points on me!
posted by StarFucker at 02:50 PM on December 03, 2002
Nobody talks trash anymore! It makes me sad. I can only talk trash to myself nowadays..
posted by StarFucker at 11:07 AM on December 05, 2002
Oi! Starfucker, you are one fucked dude, no one can be as lucky as you for ever.
posted by Fat Buddha at 12:16 PM on December 05, 2002
I've told you before....luck is 2-3 weeks... How long have i dominated now?
posted by StarFucker at 12:41 PM on December 05, 2002
Is StarFucker's deficit insurmountable, if he continues playing and doesn't just take off on vacation and leave his team to rot? Right now, we (i.e., apt820) have to make up at least a 120-pt deficit between now and the end of May. Putting it another way, apt820 has to score at least 6 pts more than StarFucker every week until next May. Doesn't look too bad. But obviously, the chance of beating StarFucker gets harder as time to May gets smaller and StarFucker's lead grows. Here's how much more than StarFucker we'd have to score every week in order to beat him: apt820: 6 elsoltano, corpse: 7 FB: 9 me, jasonbondshow: 11 trox: 12 pfuller: 14 Drood: 15 Mossy: 19 cory: 20 Calmy, etagloh: 21 eckeric, jipe: 23
posted by worldcup2002 at 01:52 PM on December 05, 2002
Frankly, this all just looks like an excuse to say "Starfucker" over and over again. Starfucker!
posted by Discman at 02:29 PM on December 05, 2002
VERY interesting... And this is if i didn't earn any points at all until May? Heh heh...you guys are screwed! STARFUCKER RULES ALL!
posted by StarFucker at 03:22 PM on December 05, 2002
No, SF (I'll stop spelling your nickname from now on). Regardless of what you score each week, we have to score higher than you by at least the amount of points I listed up there. Of course, it would help, just a little, if you "didn't earn any points at all."
posted by worldcup2002 at 03:31 PM on December 05, 2002
ah..i see, well if the last 3-4 weeks are any indication, i think i figured out that you all are gaining an average of .11 points on me each week. Oh man...i am really having too much fun. Please, feel free to use my nickname as much as you want...soon it will be copyrighted!
posted by StarFucker at 04:33 PM on December 05, 2002
Starfucker, I refuse to believe you have Hyppia in your team for his scoring ability. You are going to come a very big cropper. Guaranteed.
posted by Fat Buddha at 05:32 PM on December 05, 2002
I've had Hyypia on my team since the first week...
posted by StarFucker at 05:36 PM on December 05, 2002
What does, "..come a very big cropper..." mean?
posted by StarFucker at 05:38 PM on December 05, 2002
It means you are heading for a fall mate, if I keep saying it it might even come true. Hyppia was just an example.
posted by Fat Buddha at 06:01 PM on December 05, 2002
Perhaps brother SF might help our cause by selecting a negative-scoring team the likes of BigCalmy's (-14.50) and jipe's (-5.81) during Week 5?
posted by worldcup2002 at 07:11 PM on December 05, 2002
Hyppia was a bad example "mate". He has netted me 53 points.
posted by StarFucker at 07:22 PM on December 05, 2002
My point exactly mate.
posted by Fat Buddha at 11:26 AM on December 06, 2002
i don't get your point... Hyppia is one of the best point scoring defenders in the league.
posted by StarFucker at 11:35 AM on December 06, 2002
Not that anyone is keeping track, but i have been leader 10 weeks out of 16 and the leader for the past 7 weeks in a row...
posted by StarFucker at 12:00 PM on December 06, 2002
You're going down, buddy. This week, I'm going to score 100 points. I can feel it.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:10 PM on December 06, 2002
Good luck... But for some reason i feel like i am going to score 110.
posted by StarFucker at 01:31 PM on December 06, 2002
Dude, you have 9 players playing away games. Shay Given is away to Aston Villa, who just won 5-0 in the League Cup. Oh, you're going down. Negative points for you! I hope.
posted by worldcup2002 at 06:15 PM on December 06, 2002
btw, SF, Harry Kewell is out with a virus.
posted by worldcup2002 at 06:28 PM on December 06, 2002
I can't believe this is the week I chose to rid myself of Veron.
posted by Fat Buddha at 10:01 AM on December 07, 2002
1. StarFucker 1026.31 2. apt820 907.59 (+1) 3. elsoltano 883.25 (-1) 4. corpse 882.58 5. Fat Buddha 849.44 6. worldcup2002 801.79 7. jasonbondshow 798.52 (+2) 8. trox 790.24 (-1) 9. pfuller 743.25 (+1) 10. Drood 733.75 (-2) 11. Mossy 637.15 (+3) 12. cory 630.93 (-1) 13. BigCalm 605.43 (-1) 14. etagloh 602.57 (-1) 15. eckeric 574.67 16. jipe 567.83