And I thought I was the only male in America who can't stand to watch 10 minutes of Sportscenter. I used to watch the same SC early morning while getting ready to go to work and eating breakfast! COldPizza! c'mon is this the failed attempt to make the metrosexual crowd just straight. Very few chicks can handle sports commentary. Around the Horn has sucked since Max left and it never recovered...altough Max on Fox sucks balls too PTI....well you can't touch that because Tony Kornheiser is the only highlight on the network built on highlights What's up with Stu's left eye? not to mock the handicapped but it's freaky on the close-ups....and his ghetto poetry sucks DreamJob....Stu you are not a host..read the prompter and tell me that Kobe threw a mad-momma-jamma-dunk..booyaa! I know I will piss off all the redneck nation but NASCAR sucks...unless someone is throwing a fit or a helmet to another moving vehicle.. I know the story of the Patriots but can we stop talking about Teddy fucking Bruschi!!!! Repeating those feel good reports on the girl who overcame everything ESPN Hollywood....seriously my gay friends just watch the E channel and the style network...they only turn on ESPN when the bodybuilders are on or highlight reels of basketball during the 80's (short-shorts)
posted by danbibbins at 11:07 PM on November 29, 2005
52 Problems, But Jaws Ain't One
And I thought I was the only male in America who can't stand to watch 10 minutes of Sportscenter. I used to watch the same SC early morning while getting ready to go to work and eating breakfast! COldPizza! c'mon is this the failed attempt to make the metrosexual crowd just straight. Very few chicks can handle sports commentary. Around the Horn has sucked since Max left and it never recovered...altough Max on Fox sucks balls too PTI....well you can't touch that because Tony Kornheiser is the only highlight on the network built on highlights What's up with Stu's left eye? not to mock the handicapped but it's freaky on the close-ups....and his ghetto poetry sucks DreamJob....Stu you are not a host..read the prompter and tell me that Kobe threw a mad-momma-jamma-dunk..booyaa! I know I will piss off all the redneck nation but NASCAR sucks...unless someone is throwing a fit or a helmet to another moving vehicle.. I know the story of the Patriots but can we stop talking about Teddy fucking Bruschi!!!! Repeating those feel good reports on the girl who overcame everything ESPN Hollywood....seriously my gay friends just watch the E channel and the style network...they only turn on ESPN when the bodybuilders are on or highlight reels of basketball during the 80's (short-shorts)