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El Camino Warrior
Member since: September 05, 2007
Last visit: October 12, 2007

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Floyd Landis loses arbitration:

Yes...yes, and deep roots are not killed by the frost. p.s. are you Merry or Pippin? ! The laughing fly falls from the wall. -Confucius (not)

posted by El Camino Warrior at 04:12 PM on September 26, 2007

Floyd Landis loses arbitration:

I'd like to see Rosanne Rosanadana get involved in this Dick Pound dogpile...

posted by El Camino Warrior at 12:23 AM on September 22, 2007

Colin McRae killed.

What an awesome life he lived.

posted by El Camino Warrior at 05:29 PM on September 19, 2007

The Juice is back

We have plenty of time to find Jackie Chiles... First, A.C. is going to pull the bars off the jail house window with a chain hooked to his trusty white bronco in the dead of night. This should go as planned since they roll up the streets as darkness falls in that seedy little Nevada town. Once The Juice is safely spirited away on the floorboard of the Bronco with a plastic bag filled with one dollar bills, a cheap wig and a squirt gun held to his melon, it's a race to the border with a posse of Ron Goldman's father's mustaches in hot pursuit... Does anybody have Mel Brooks' phone number?

posted by El Camino Warrior at 03:45 PM on September 17, 2007

ESPN Anchor Scott Van Pelt is a Flamer

Crap... I guess I didn't think this moniker through when I thought (for my own amusement) I'd pay homage to the El Camino College football team... Crafty line El Sousepaw. I didn't see it coming, but I can see it now, a Schlitz between the legs an astray full of butts, maybe a little REO Speedwagon on the radio and deep seeded unmovable opinions about NASCAR...

posted by El Camino Warrior at 10:54 PM on September 05, 2007

ESPN Anchor Scott Van Pelt is a Flamer

The (pointless dickwaving internet tough guy) act is a badly mutated evolutionary trait that will hopefully die out, but then again our Neanderthal cousins hung around for two-hundred thousand years, perhaps throwing poo at cave drawings when nobody was looking.

posted by El Camino Warrior at 09:32 PM on September 05, 2007