Recent Locker Room Comments by cobra!

I'm not going to post the link to the FPP I had deleted last night again, but

I was inspired... to sit on people's faces and fart.

posted by cobra! at 02:22 PM on June 23, 2006

2006 MLB Predictions

My only prediction: The Twins will stink, but Ron Gardenhire will continue to be bizarrely cool.

posted by cobra! at 09:15 AM on March 31, 2006

Hey -

Using Gmail, I got an invitation. And then, silent as a clam, shot it into my deleted mail folder.

posted by cobra! at 04:50 PM on March 28, 2006

Once More With Feeling

"And, powered by compressed C02, the clam shot out of the mouth of the PVC pipe, travelling over 800 yards to win 2006's Improvised Shellfish Artillery Championship."

posted by cobra! at 04:19 PM on February 28, 2006

Can we get on with it, please???

God damn that banana. God damn it to hell.

posted by cobra! at 11:15 AM on May 18, 2005

Can we get on with it, please???

I feel sort of bad for posting the Link That Changed Everything. I just thought it was an amusing, dumb story, not an asshole magnet. There's just something about Nazis that brings out the worst in people...

posted by cobra! at 09:50 AM on May 18, 2005

I forgot how much Arcade looks like Tucker Carlson.

posted by cobra! at 03:12 PM on April 29, 2004

Sport, I guess. But not athletes.

posted by cobra! at 10:57 AM on March 03, 2004

Nope. Nope.

posted by cobra! at 04:42 PM on March 01, 2004

I choo-choo-choose drinking stories.

posted by cobra! at 11:52 AM on July 23, 2003