Here's how they get over it but it will take some organization up front. The teams allow Mesa to plunk him if he dares. Then the umps let Omar rush the mound. No bench clearing or interference allowed. Anyone who wants to be the third man in is suspended for the remainder of the season. It's just a one on one - to the victor goes bragging rights and then we can all move on. Think of the Pay Per View potential ! The funny thing is, I had no freakin' idea who either of these clowns were but found myself drawn to the story. What a waste, I'll never get those six minutes back.
Two Tribes Go to War
Here's how they get over it but it will take some organization up front. The teams allow Mesa to plunk him if he dares. Then the umps let Omar rush the mound. No bench clearing or interference allowed. Anyone who wants to be the third man in is suspended for the remainder of the season. It's just a one on one - to the victor goes bragging rights and then we can all move on. Think of the Pay Per View potential ! The funny thing is, I had no freakin' idea who either of these clowns were but found myself drawn to the story. What a waste, I'll never get those six minutes back.
posted by Russellman at 05:06 PM on May 28, 2006