Recent Comments by autzenrocker123

Germany vs Greece philosophers (YouTube video).

I love it. That was a great goal, I just wish that there were more scored and they didn't wait until the 90th minute to score but for the sake of the sketch that was probably best.

posted by autzenrocker123 at 10:50 PM on May 08, 2006

11 Christians, 11 Muslims and 3 Jews walk on to a pitch...

ooo..I'm not sure about the jersey swap for the Muslims. They don't usually show that much skin

posted by autzenrocker123 at 10:42 PM on May 08, 2006

Sources: QB Leinart fires agent Steinberg

last time I checked the agent works for the player. The player accepts or rejects the deals, not the agents. genuis Yeah but if the agent isn't getting deals that Leinart is happy with he'll want someone who is getting him better offers

posted by autzenrocker123 at 05:51 PM on April 12, 2006

'American sports are played with the hands. Using your feet is for commies'.

Vlade Divac isn't a bad diver either. I'm American and I love soccer. I'm going to see the world cup this summer: USA vs Ghana

posted by autzenrocker123 at 10:27 PM on April 02, 2006

Brackets trashed around the country.

I was among probably all the non Connecticut-affiliated people around the country (and the people who had the Huskies on their bracket) who were yelling with joy when some of those shots went down. I love the underdogs and I wish I could have seen Hofstra in the tournament as well as opposed to, say, Air Force who bowed somewhat easily to Illinois inthe 1st round

posted by autzenrocker123 at 06:56 PM on March 26, 2006

Stink-o de Marcho

But Canada beat the US so technically they could be better. And Cuba's about to win the f-ing tournament. what is happening to this world. Stars don't win championships, since when. Oh yeah, maybe since the invention of sports. Look at Real Madrid. Not good since b4 the galacticos. Look at the Yankees. Not good since b4 Sheffield and A-Rod when they had role players like Scott Brosius and Raul Mondesi (Well, scratchthat 2nd one but Brosius 4 sure)

posted by autzenrocker123 at 01:07 PM on March 19, 2006

Legally blind musher finishes Iditarod

You couldn't finish the Iditarod no matter how good your vision was. That is the hardest race in the world.

posted by autzenrocker123 at 11:45 AM on March 19, 2006

Portland trades away the last of the Jailblazers

Actually, they're not rid of the JailBlazers now that their Golden Boy had his little Louis Vuitton handgun incident on the airplane. I wish Thomas would have taken Miles off our hands in Portland. Last year, he was fined for shouting racial slurs at Mo Cheeks who may be a crappy coach but is black just like Miles. The guy is a headcase.

posted by autzenrocker123 at 03:45 PM on February 24, 2006

Most Valuable Players Wanted More Valuable Paycheck

I agree with Grum. Why is Owens always the one we mention when we're talking about holdouts. He's not the only one (By far)

posted by autzenrocker123 at 02:27 PM on February 06, 2006

This is getting ridiculous

There are still more stars than we usually see on a team. I didn't know Nomah was Mexican.

posted by autzenrocker123 at 03:15 PM on February 04, 2006

113!

It was perfectly classy to stay in the game. If the other is not even going to play defense, I think they're the non-classy ones. Classy or not, 113 points in a single 40-minute game is AMAZING. I don't think I could scoree 113 points in 40 minutes in a shootaround.

posted by autzenrocker123 at 05:31 PM on February 02, 2006

Soccer Team Must Play at Empty Stadium

BTW the yankees and red sox had brawls in july 04 and october 03

posted by autzenrocker123 at 07:30 PM on January 31, 2006

Soccer Team Must Play at Empty Stadium

Yeah there is lots of fascist and anti-semitic graffiti at the Lazio stadium. I like erkno11's idea about playing at the visiting stadium

posted by autzenrocker123 at 07:29 PM on January 31, 2006

U. of Ill. Appeals to Keep Indian Mascot

Hey math66 that's uncalled for

posted by autzenrocker123 at 07:25 PM on January 31, 2006

Twelve wacky moments in Super Bowl history.

Aah the wardrobe malfunction

posted by autzenrocker123 at 09:31 PM on January 30, 2006

The qualifying draw for Euro 2008

The thing with the group of death is that somebody's gotta come out of there so you can't realy say all of those teams got a tough draw cuz sum1's gonna win. Nice draw for England. Israel will beat them tho. No JK not really. I don't even know y they're in Europe anyway.

posted by autzenrocker123 at 05:47 PM on January 27, 2006

The Ten Most Hated Athletes

10. T.O. (I don't even mind him that much but he is kind of an asshole) 9. Randy Moss 8. Vijay Singh 7. Ron Artest 6. Todd Bertuzzi (The king of all cheap-shot artists) 5. J.J. Redick 4. Kobe Bryant 3. Derek Jeter 2. Peyton Manning 1. A-Rod

posted by autzenrocker123 at 02:56 AM on January 27, 2006

Pollamaloo...

Go SEAHAWKS!!!!!! They're gonna whup the Steelers and Polamalu won't get his ring till next year. He's an amazing player though. I luv how u can only see PO-LU under his hair

posted by autzenrocker123 at 02:30 AM on January 27, 2006

TV Commentator Awards

i think madden is a terrible announcer no matter how important the game is. the cameras are good as dr. z says but the announcing is terrible. i agree with dudedykstra that the delay sux becuz u cant listen to the much more thorough radio broadcast

posted by autzenrocker123 at 06:41 PM on January 26, 2006