Recent Comments by iamthelummox

Get a Vasectomy, Enjoy More Roundball

If you're gonna do it...and it's a big decision, what better time to do it? Be sure to act like a woman a real high-maintenance pain in the ass. I highly recommend the first weekend in October. Lots of good football games.

posted by iamthelummox at 07:21 AM on March 12, 2008

Tubby Fills A Gopher Hole...

Kentucky is to basketball what Alabama is to football.

posted by iamthelummox at 05:02 PM on March 22, 2007

Florida 41, Ohio State 14

Good news for Ohio State. I heard they're projected a strong third place in the SEC East this fall.

posted by iamthelummox at 10:02 AM on January 09, 2007

Nick Saban to leave Dolphins for Alabama

A match made in hell. A program and a coach with zero loyalty to anything or anyone...except the almighty dollar.

posted by iamthelummox at 11:17 AM on January 05, 2007

Alabama has fired Coach Shula

Any coach considering the Bama job should be committed to a mental institution. All you have to do there is compete for the SEC title every other year when you're not 10-2.

posted by iamthelummox at 03:25 PM on November 27, 2006