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November 30, 2008
Hidden: WWE Smackdown Results 11/28/08: Friday Night Smackdown 11-28-08
Vicki Guerrero is in the ring and brings out Edge(the new WWE champion). Edge talks about how Jeff Hardy has screwed up his career for not coming to Survivor Series. Jeff Hardy tries to attack into the ring, but is stopped by security. Triple H then tries to do the same, but he too is stopped. Vladimir Kozlov appears in the ring and says that he deserves the title (at least I think that's what he said). Vicki says tonight that there will be three Beat the Clock matches and the person with the lowest time will get a title shot against Edge at Armageddon.
Jeff's match is first. He will be facing The Brian Kendrick. The match
starts and Kendrick just wastes time off the clock. In the end, Jeff hit a Swanton Bomb and pinned in 12 minutes and 13 seconds.
The next match is a six divas tag team match: The Bella twins and Divas champion Michelle McCool vs. Maryse, Victoria, and Natalya. The winner is Maryse, Victoria, and Natalya. One of the Bellas accidentally hit McCool and Maryse pinned her for the win.
Now for the second Beat the Clock match between Vladimir Kozlov and Matt Hardy. Matt got the victory because the clock ran out. Kozlov is out of the challenge.
Jesse and Festus will take on John Morrison and The Miz is a tag team match. The winners are Jesse and Festus by DQ. After the match, Morrison and Miz mess around with Festus by ringing the bell over-and-over. In the end, Jesse gets hit with the bell and Morrison and Miz get clothes lined by Festus.
Now it's the last Beat the Clock match between Triple H and the United States champion Shelton Benjamin. Triple H hit a pedigree with about 15 seconds, but Shelton Benjamin knocked down the ref. Finally, the ref recovers and counts 1-2-3 right when the clock hits zero. So did Triple H get the victory? Did Hardy win? Or was it a tie? Well just watch Smackdown next week to find out.
Corey Adams
posted by coreybronco1 to other at 03:52 PM - 13 comments
Corey, please follow the posting guidelines. If you self-link, then we'll all self-link. And it'll be anarchy.
posted by BoKnows at 05:23 PM on November 30, 2008
Corey, Corey, Corey.
posted by tommybiden at 06:32 PM on November 30, 2008
I'd give him some grief about the lack of paragraphs, but since the changes in the site, it's so damned time-consuming to enter anything longish here I don't do them either.
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:32 PM on November 30, 2008
If I could delete this I would. Since I can't, I can only revel in its awesomeness.
posted by justgary at 06:48 PM on November 30, 2008
I love pro-wrestling.
WWE is a joke. Vince's seed needs to be wiped from the face of the Earth.
posted by Drood at 01:14 AM on December 01, 2008
In other fiction news, I will later be making an FPP about what happened on 'Desperate Housewives' this week. Did Susan finally let go of Mike? Did the Scavo family rally around Porter? Is Eva Longoria going to stop looking frumpy?
Gary, why can't you delete it?
And what happened to "Can't post an FPP until you've made X amount of comments?"
Also X should equal 25 and Corey should be banished from the interwebs.
posted by jerseygirl at 06:38 AM on December 01, 2008
Ouch.
posted by rcade at 09:01 AM on December 01, 2008
Jesus, the man's trying to do the Lord's Work here, making sure enough sun shines into the murky alleys of pro wrestling to ensure it stays authentic and all you can do is bitch.
posted by yerfatma at 10:50 AM on December 01, 2008
Self links make the Pope squatter cry.