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September 15, 2016
NFL Pick 'Em Week 2: Jeff Fisher Update Your Resume Edition: Choose the winners of each game, the margin of victory and any game as a stone cold lead pipe lock to double your points in victory (for the glorious) or lose points in defeat (for the vainglorious). The winner will receive an official NFL game ball.
This Week's Games
New York Jets at Buffalo (Thursday)
Baltimore at Cleveland (Sunday)
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (Sunday)
Dallas at Washington (Sunday)
Kansas City at Houston (Sunday)
Miami at New England (Sunday)
New Orleans at New York Giants (Sunday)
San Francisco at Carolina (Sunday)
Tennessee at Detroit (Sunday)
Seattle at Los Angeles (Sunday)
Tampa Bay at Arizona (Sunday)
Atlanta at Oakland (Sunday)
Indianapolis at Denver (Sunday)
Jacksonville at San Diego (Sunday)
Green Bay at Minnesota (Sunday)
Philadelphia at Chicago (Monday)
Last Week's Results
Denver 21, Carolina 20 (1 < 1 < 1)
Tampa Bay 31, Atlanta 24 (5 < 7 < 9)
Minnesota 25, Tennessee 16 (6 < 9 < 12)
Philadelphia 29, Cleveland 10 (13 < 19 < 25)
Cincinnati 23, New York Jets 22 (1 < 1 < 1)
Oakland 35, New Orleans 34 (1 < 1 < 1)
Kansas City 33, San Diego 27 (4 < 6 < 8)
Baltimore 13, Buffalo 7 (4 < 6 < 8)
Houston 23, Chicago 14 (6 < 9 < 12)
Green Bay 27, Jacksonville 23 (3 < 4 < 5)
Seattle 12, Miami 10 (1 < 2 < 3)
New York Giants 20, Dallas 19 (1 < 1 < 1)
Detroit 39, Indianapolis 35 (3 < 4 < 5)
New England 23, Arizona 21 (1 < 2 < 3)
Pittsburgh 38, Washington 16 (15 < 22 < 29)
San Francisco 28, Los Angeles 0 (20 < 28 < 36)
Player Scores
bender's picks
Carolina by 7, 0 points
Tampa Bay by 3, 5 points
Tennessee by 3, 0 points
Philadelphia by 13, 8 points
Cincinnati by 8, 5 points
New Orleans by 4, 0 points
Kansas City by 14, 5 points
Buffalo by 9, 0 points
Chicago by 10, 0 points
Green Bay by 10, 5 points
Seattle by 13 [lock], 10 points
New York Giants by 13, 5 points
Indianapolis by 2, 0 points
Arizona by 5, 0 points
Washington by 3, 0 points
San Francisco by 6, 5 points
cixelsyd's picks
Carolina by 3, 0 points
Atlanta by 7, 0 points
Minnesota by 10, 8 points
Philadelphia by 4, 5 points
Cincinnati by 7, 5 points
Oakland by 6, 5 points
Kansas City by 11, 5 points
Buffalo by 5, 0 points
Chicago by 6, 0 points
Green Bay by 9, 5 points
Seattle by 7, 5 points
New York Giants by 9, 5 points
Indianapolis by 4, 0 points
Arizona by 6, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 11 [lock], 10 points
Los Angeles by 4, 0 points
Goyoucolts's picks
Carolina by 13, 0 points
Atlanta by 14, 0 points
Tennessee by 7, 0 points
Cleveland by 3, 0 points
Cincinnati by 10, 5 points
Oakland by 7, 5 points
Kansas City by 9, 5 points
Baltimore by 6, 10 points
Chicago by 7, 0 points
Green Bay by 17 [lock], 10 points
Miami by 3, 0 points
New York Giants by 14, 5 points
Indianapolis by 10, 0 points
Arizona by 16, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 17 [lock], 16 points
San Francisco by 1, 5 points
grum@work's picks
Denver by 3, 5 points
Atlanta by 7, 0 points
Tennessee by 11, 0 points
Philadelphia by 3, 5 points
Cincinnati by 14, 5 points
New Orleans by 9, 0 points
San Diego by 1, 0 points
Buffalo by 3, 0 points
Houston by 9, 10 points
Green Bay by 14 [lock], 10 points
Seattle by 17 [lock], 10 points
New York Giants by 3, 5 points
Indianapolis by 7, 0 points
New England by 3, 8 points
Pittsburgh by 7, 5 points
Los Angeles by 9, 0 points
holden's picks
Carolina by 6, 0 points
Atlanta by 3, 0 points
Minnesota by 7, 8 points
Philadelphia by 4, 5 points
Cincinnati by 4, 5 points
New Orleans by 7, 0 points
Kansas City by 7, 8 points
Baltimore by 4, 8 points
Chicago by 3, 0 points
Green Bay by 10 [lock], 10 points
Seattle by 13 [lock], 10 points
New York Giants by 7, 5 points
Indianapolis by 3, 0 points
Arizona by 8, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 3, 5 points
Los Angeles by 6, 0 points
Howard_T's picks
Carolina by 3, 0 points
Tampa Bay by 6, 8 points
Minnesota by 7, 8 points
Philadelphia by 10, 5 points
Cincinnati by 16 [lock], 10 points
New Orleans by 9, 0 points
Kansas City by 12, 5 points
Baltimore by 4, 8 points
Houston by 15 [lock], 10 points
Green Bay by 10, 5 points
Seattle by 14 [lock], 10 points
Dallas by 3, 0 points
Indianapolis by 14, 0 points
Arizona by 6, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 7, 5 points
Los Angeles by 10, 0 points
ic23b's picks
Carolina by 12, 0 points
Atlanta by 23, 0 points
Minnesota by 17, 5 points
Philadelphia by 10, 5 points
Cincinnati by 3, 5 points
New Orleans by 10, 0 points
Kansas City by 4 [lock], 16 points
Buffalo by 6, 0 points
Houston by 24, 5 points
Green Bay by 26, 5 points
Seattle by 17, 5 points
New York Giants by 13, 5 points
Detroit by 2, 5 points
New England by 6, 5 points
Pittsburgh by 7, 5 points
Los Angeles by 21, 0 points
jagsnumberone's picks
Carolina by 7, 0 points
Tampa Bay by 2, 5 points
Minnesota by 3, 5 points
Philadelphia by 5, 5 points
Cincinnati by 10 [lock], 10 points
Oakland by 3, 5 points
Kansas City by 6, 10 points
Baltimore by 3, 5 points
Houston by 10 [lock], 16 points
Jacksonville by 3, 0 points
Seattle by 14 [lock], 10 points
Dallas by 7, 0 points
Indianapolis by 10, 0 points
Arizona by 14 [lock], -10 points
Pittsburgh by 14 [lock], 10 points
Los Angeles by 4, 0 points
MeatSaber's picks
Carolina by 7, 0 points
Atlanta by 4, 0 points
Tennessee by 3, 0 points
Philadelphia by 7, 5 points
Cincinnati by 7, 5 points
New Orleans by 6, 0 points
Kansas City by 7, 8 points
Buffalo by 3, 0 points
Houston by 10, 8 points
Green Bay by 13, 5 points
Seattle by 17, 5 points
New York Giants by 6 [lock], 10 points
Detroit by 7, 5 points
New England by 3, 8 points
Pittsburgh by 6, 5 points
San Francisco by 4, 5 points
NoMich's picks
Carolina by 9, 0 points
Tampa Bay by 3, 5 points
Minnesota by 5, 5 points
Cleveland by 3, 0 points
New York Jets by 5, 0 points
New Orleans by 7, 0 points
Kansas City by 10, 5 points
Buffalo by 5, 0 points
Houston by 6, 8 points
Green Bay by 10, 5 points
Seattle by 7, 5 points
New York Giants by 5, 5 points
Detroit by 3, 8 points
Arizona by 5, 0 points
Washington by 7, 0 points
Los Angeles by 6, 0 points
rcade's picks
Carolina by 10, 0 points
Atlanta by 6, 0 points
Minnesota by 3, 5 points
Philadelphia by 7, 5 points
Cincinnati by 3, 5 points
New Orleans by 6, 0 points
Kansas City by 13 [lock], 10 points
Buffalo by 6, 0 points
Houston by 10, 8 points
Green Bay by 7, 5 points
Seattle by 17 [lock], 10 points
New York Giants by 4, 5 points
Detroit by 3, 8 points
Arizona by 9, 0 points
Washington by 3, 0 points
Los Angeles by 4, 0 points
rumple's picks
Atlanta by 10, 0 points
Tennessee by 11, 0 points
Philadelphia by 7, 5 points
Cincinnati by 3, 5 points
Oakland by 9, 5 points
Kansas City by 6, 10 points
Buffalo by 6, 0 points
Houston by 10, 8 points
Jacksonville by 3, 0 points
Seattle by 14, 5 points
New York Giants by 7, 5 points
Indianapolis by 20, 0 points
Arizona by 6, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 11, 5 points
San Francisco by 10, 5 points
tahoemoj's picks
Carolina by 10, 0 points
Tampa Bay by 6, 8 points
Minnesota by 4, 5 points
Philadelphia by 6, 5 points
Cincinnati by 3, 5 points
Oakland by 10, 5 points
Kansas City by 8, 8 points
Buffalo by 3, 0 points
Houston by 6, 8 points
Green Bay by 7, 5 points
Seattle by 13 [lock], 10 points
New York Giants by 14, 5 points
Indianapolis by 6, 0 points
Arizona by 7, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 10, 5 points
Los Angeles by 13, 0 points
tommytrump's picks
Carolina by 16 [lock], -10 points
Atlanta by 5, 0 points
Tennessee by 2, 0 points
Cleveland by 4, 0 points
Cincinnati by 11, 5 points
Oakland by 8, 5 points
Kansas City by 5, 8 points
Baltimore by 6, 10 points
Chicago by 2, 0 points
Green Bay by 5, 8 points
Seattle by 10, 5 points
New York Giants by 12, 5 points
Detroit by 1, 5 points
Arizona by 9, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 5, 5 points
Los Angeles by 2, 0 points
tron7's picks
Denver by 3, 5 points
Atlanta by 4, 0 points
Minnesota by 3, 5 points
Philadelphia by 4, 5 points
Cincinnati by 7, 5 points
New Orleans by 6, 0 points
Kansas City by 10 [lock], 10 points
Baltimore by 3, 5 points
Houston by 6, 8 points
Green Bay by 7, 5 points
Seattle by 10 [lock], 10 points
Dallas by 4, 0 points
Indianapolis by 3, 0 points
Arizona by 3, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 7, 5 points
Los Angeles by 3, 0 points
Ufez Jones's picks
Carolina by 6, 0 points
Atlanta by 4, 0 points
Tennessee by 6, 0 points
Philadelphia by 7, 5 points
Cincinnati by 10, 5 points
New Orleans by 7, 0 points
Kansas City by 6, 10 points
Buffalo by 8, 0 points
Houston by 13, 5 points
Green Bay by 7, 5 points
Seattle by 9 [lock], 10 points
New York Giants by 6, 5 points
Indianapolis by 7, 0 points
Arizona by 8, 0 points
Pittsburgh by 14 [lock], 10 points
Los Angeles by 6, 0 points
Standings
| Player | Total Score | This Week |
| Howard_T | 74 | 74 |
| jagsnumberone | 71 | 71 |
| MeatSaber | 69 | 69 |
| tahoemoj | 69 | 69 |
| ic23b | 66 | 66 |
| holden | 64 | 64 |
| grum@work | 63 | 63 |
| tron7 | 63 | 63 |
| Goyoucolts | 61 | 61 |
| rcade | 61 | 61 |
| Ufez Jones | 55 | 55 |
| cixelsyd | 53 | 53 |
| rumple | 53 | 53 |
| bender | 48 | 48 |
| NoMich | 46 | 46 |
| tommytrump | 46 | 46 |
Picks must be submitted in this discussion before the game's kickoff. So if you miss Thursday night's opener you can still choose the Sunday and Monday games.
Jets by 11
I'll put the rest of my picks in later (sorry)
posted by jagsnumberone at 12:50 PM on September 15, 2016
That's OK. I got the post out late while I write new PHP code to run the game.
posted by rcade at 12:53 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 8
Baltimore by 4
*LOCK* Pittsburgh by 11 *LOCK*
Dallas by 2
Houston by 4
New England by 7
New Orleans by 4
*LOCK* Carolina by 9 *LOCK*
Detroit by 6
*LOCK* Seattle by 14 *LOCK*
Arizona by 12
Oakland by 10
Denver by 7
San Diego by 3
Green Bay by 9
Chicago by 5
posted by bender at 12:56 PM on September 15, 2016
Oddly, Fisher is reportedly getting a three-year extension. He must have some seriously deep shit on Kroenke.
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:03 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 5
Baltimore by 21
Cincinnati by 5
Washington by 5
Kansas City by 5
Miami by 5
New York Giants by 5
Carolina by 21
Detroit by 5
Seattle by 21
Arizona by 5
Oakland by 5
Denver by 5
San Diego by 5
Green Bay by 21
Chicago by 5
posted by tommybiden at 01:22 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 4
Baltimore by 10
Pittsburgh by 9
Dallas by 7
Kansas City by 3
New England by 11
New York Giants by 7
Carolina by 6 **LOCK**
Detroit by 7
Seattle by 13 **LOCK**
Arizona by 9
Oakland by 3
Denver by 8
San Diego by 4
Green Bay by 9
Chicago by 10
posted by cixelsyd at 01:26 PM on September 15, 2016
New York Jets by 10
Baltimore by 17
Cincinnati by 2
Dallas by 6
Kansas City by 4
New England by 13 LOCK
New York Giants BY 8
Carolina by 13 LOCK
Detroit by 13
Seattle by 10 LOCK
Arizona by 7
Oakland by 10 LOCK
Denver by 12
San Diego by 3
Green Bay by 4
Philadelphia by 3
posted by tahoemoj at 01:53 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 3
Baltimore by 10
Pittsburgh by 14 - Lock, stock and two smoking barrels!
Washington by 7
Kansas City by 13
New England by 6
New York Giants by 3
Carolina by 17 - Lock, stock and two smoking barrels!
Detroit by 3
Los Angeles by 3
Arizona by 14 - Lock, stock and two smoking barrels!
Oakland by 3
Indianapolis by 6
Jacksonville by 3
Green Bay by 17 - Lock, stock and two smoking barrels!
Philadelphia by 7
posted by grum@work at 02:10 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 4
Baltimore by 6
Pittsburgh by 7
Dallas by 3
Kansas City by 6
New England by 6 - LOCK
New York Giants by 7
Carolina by 13 - LOCK
Detroit by 7 - LOCK
Seattle by 9
Arizona by 8 - LOCK
Oakland by 3
Denver by 10 - LOCK
San Diego by 10
Green Bay by 7
Chicago by 6
posted by tron7 at 02:17 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 5
Baltimore by 13 *lock*
Pittsburgh by 3
Dallas by 6
Houston by 9
New England by 7
New York Giants by 9
Carolina by 13 *lock*
Tennesee by 3
Seattle by 6
Arizona by 7
Oakland by 6
Denver by 8
San Diego by 6
Green Bay by 6
Chicago by 5
posted by Ufez Jones at 02:33 PM on September 15, 2016
Jets by 3
Baltimore by 12
Cincinnati by 4
Washington by 6
Kansas City by 7
New England by 17 (lock)
Giants by 3
Carolina by 27 (lock)
Detroit by 3
Seattle by 12
Arizona by 17
Atlanta by 8
Denver by 23 (lock)
San Diego by 10
Green Bay by 3
Philadelphia by 10
posted by ic23b at 02:43 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 3
Baltimore by 7 lock
Pittsburgh by 7
Washington by 3
Houston by 3
New England by 10
New York Giants by 5
Carolina by 14
Detroit by 7
Seattle by 10 lock
Arizona by 6
Oakland by 7
Denver by 6
San Diego by 3
Green Bay by 4
Philadelphia by 7
posted by MeatSaber at 03:53 PM on September 15, 2016
New York Jets by 4
Baltimore by 7
Cincinnati by 3
Washington by 7
Kansas City by 7
New England by 10 LOCK
New York Giants by 13
Carolina by 14 LOCK
Detroit by 10
Seattle by 20
Arizona by 10
Oakland by 7
Indianapolis by 3
Jacksonville by 4
Green Bay by 10
Chicago by 7
posted by holden at 05:39 PM on September 15, 2016
New York Jets by 5
Baltimore by 10
Pittsburgh by 7
Washington by 5
Kansas City by 5
New England by 7
New York Giants by 5
Carolina by 7
Tennesee by 5
Seattle by 14
Arizona by 5
Oakland by 5
Denver by 14
Jacksonville by 6
Green Bay by 6
Philadelphia by 10
posted by NoMich at 07:34 PM on September 15, 2016
Buffalo by 3
Baltimore by 8
Cincinnati by 3
Dallas by 7
Houston by 4
Miami by 6
New York Giants by 3
Carolina by 13 <-- lock
Detroit by 10 <-- lock
Seattle by 9 <-- lock
Arizona by 3
Oakland by 4
Denver by 3
Jacksonville by 6
Green Bay by 9 <-- lock
Philadelphia by 2
posted by rcade at 07:34 PM on September 15, 2016
After a relatively undistinguished start, we will try this again.
Buffalo by 6
Carolina by 10
Pittsburgh by 3
Houston by 4
Washington by 10
New England by 6
Baltimore by 9
New Orleans by 9
Detroit by 6
Arizona by 7
Seattle by 14 LOCK
Denver by 3
Oakland by 7
San Diego by 4
Minnesota by 3
Philadelphia by 6
posted by Howard_T at 07:50 PM on September 15, 2016
New York Jets at Buffalo *shot clock violation*
Baltimore by 26
Pittsburgh by 10
Washington by 1
Kansas City by 7
Miami by 10
New Orleans by 14
Carolina by 24
Tennessee by 3
Seattle by 7
Arizona by 19
Oakland by 6
Indianapolis by 10
San Diego by 3
Green Bay by 14
Chicago by 7
posted by Goyoucolts at 07:28 PM on September 16, 2016
Jets by 11 (posted earlier, above)
Baltimore by 14 LOCK
Cincinnati by 3
Dallas by 6
Houston by 2
New England by 17 LOCK
NY Giants by 4
Carolina by 7
Detroit by 3
Seattle by 10 LOCK
Arizona by 5
Oakland by 10
Denver by 14 LOCK
Jacksonville by 13
Green Bay by 3
Philadelphia by 4
posted by jagsnumberone at 02:30 AM on September 17, 2016
New York Jets at Buffalo (Thursday)xx
Baltimore at Cleveland (Sunday) Cleveland by 10
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh (Sunday) Pittsburgh by 3
Dallas at Washington (Sunday) Washington by 7
Kansas City at Houston (Sunday) Houston by 3
Miami at New England (Sunday) NE by 17 LOCK
New Orleans at New York Giants (Sunday) NO by 5
San Francisco at Carolina (Sunday) Carolina by 10
Tennesee at Detroit (Sunday) Tennessee by 3
Seattle at Los Angeles (Sunday) Seattle by 10
Tampa Bay at Arizona (Sunday) AZ by 14 LOCK
Atlanta at Oakland (Sunday) OAKLAND BY 7
Indianapolis at Denver (Sunday) Indy by 4
Jacksonville at San Diego (Sunday) SD by 6
Green Bay at Minnesota (Sunday) GB by13
Philadelphia at Chicago (Monday). Phi by 6
posted by rumple at 02:54 AM on September 18, 2016
Scores are being compiled.