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September 17, 2007
The Juice is back: Simpson was arrested yesterday in Las Vegas .The district attorney said he expected Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor.
Guess as the saying goes. You just can't fix stupid. Wonder how many months this will drag out? But Las Vegas is known for thier shows as well as thier gambling.As for as O.J. goes, I guess some people think they can get away with murder. (oooops, already has)
posted by skeet0311 at 07:42 AM on September 17, 2007
Hmmmm.... sell something and then steal it back. What a wonderful idea. I'm wondering how much the guy who set up the deal had to do with the whole operation. I don't think it will be long before OJ starts giving his rendition of Look What You've Done To Me Now.
posted by Howard_T at 08:18 AM on September 17, 2007
Big difference in OJ's life this time around is he can't afford the high-priced lawyers for this one. It'll be interesting to see how he does in a case based strictly on the evidence, as opposed to high-priced smoke and mirrors.
posted by bdaddy at 08:53 AM on September 17, 2007
If the memorabilia is O.J.'s, everything is Okay! Where is Jackie Chiles' phone number anyway?
posted by tommybiden at 09:42 AM on September 17, 2007
What do we actually expaect from a guy that writes this crap? They said on the news he really asked the arresting officer "I thought what happened in Vegas, stayed in Vegas!" With any luck he wil get what he deserves this time. I have been tired of seeing him playing golf and bitching about who would and would not let him in somewhere for the last several years. This really came as no surprise.
posted by jojomfd1 at 10:28 AM on September 17, 2007
Hey everyone, I think that it would be best if we all just wait for all the facts to come out before we start making comments on this subject, wouldn't you agree? BWAHAHAHA! Who am I kidding? I'm not even going to read the link. Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Charged again, this time you can't avoid the pen. And other O.J. based vitriol!
posted by THX-1138 at 10:34 AM on September 17, 2007
Jackie Chiles!? Good one, tommyt.
posted by steelergirl at 10:58 AM on September 17, 2007
Jackie Chiles!? Good one, tommyt. Thanks steelergirl. I figured since Johnny Cochran was unavailable these day, who better to look after this outrageous!, egregious!, preposterous! accusation than our man Jackie Chiles!
posted by tommybiden at 11:09 AM on September 17, 2007
I wonder if this is going to affect O.J.'s ongoing search for the real killers.
posted by roy munson at 11:15 AM on September 17, 2007
I think this is one even Jackie Chiles wouldn't take. This story made me laugh for at least four minutes on Saturday. Fucking OJ - what a complete Elmer Fudd.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 11:17 AM on September 17, 2007
From what's being said, O.J. was actually frisking people like he was still playing Det. Nordberg from the Naked Gun movies. Gotta love it!!
posted by BornIcon at 12:24 PM on September 17, 2007
This story made me laugh for at least four minutes on Saturday. Fucking OJ - what a complete Elmer Fudd. Did you see the video of him coming out of the police station? It was so funny, hands in his front pockets, waddle walk, look on his face like "Oh, golly, what's all this about". Like you said, complete Elmer Fudd.
posted by bdaddy at 02:15 PM on September 17, 2007
We have plenty of time to find Jackie Chiles... First, A.C. is going to pull the bars off the jail house window with a chain hooked to his trusty white bronco in the dead of night. This should go as planned since they roll up the streets as darkness falls in that seedy little Nevada town. Once The Juice is safely spirited away on the floorboard of the Bronco with a plastic bag filled with one dollar bills, a cheap wig and a squirt gun held to his melon, it's a race to the border with a posse of Ron Goldman's father's mustaches in hot pursuit... Does anybody have Mel Brooks' phone number?
posted by El Camino Warrior at 03:45 PM on September 17, 2007
The guy making the accusations against OJ now wants the charges dropped. I've never trusted sports memorabilia dealers, seems like a shady lot. AGNP
posted by AaronGNP at 04:16 PM on September 17, 2007
Doesn't matter. It's in the D.A's hands now
posted by texasred at 04:43 PM on September 17, 2007
AGNP What does AGNP mean?
posted by tommybiden at 04:47 PM on September 17, 2007
And now I hear that one of the accusers is speaking out on O.J."s behalf. WTF?!?! (i admit i didn't read the article about this developement) Is the conspiracy to fix the case starting already? :) Where is Mark Fuhrman when we need him? (i kid)
posted by steelergirl at 05:00 PM on September 17, 2007
What does AGNP mean? He appears to be signing every single post. You realize you don't have to do that, right, AGNP? Your name is right there at the bottom of the post. I'm just sayin'.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:15 PM on September 17, 2007
Apparently the GNP stands for Gabben Nullification Project. Now the question is which one is Aaron?
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 05:16 PM on September 17, 2007
"Simpson has said he was accompanied by men he met at a wedding cocktail party, and that they took the collectibles." The wedding cocktail guys took your collectibles? The ones you just broke down the door to get? Well, one thing is clear, I ain't going to the right wedding cocktail parties. irunfromclones
posted by irunfromclones at 06:14 PM on September 17, 2007
First things first.....Quit insulting Elmer Fudd!!! I hear that at the wedding he went to he grabbed the cake knife and decapitated the little bride and groom on top of the cake. What a doofus.
posted by budman13 at 06:18 PM on September 17, 2007
Thanks irunfromclones, I need that lil' laugh.
posted by Folkways at 08:42 PM on September 17, 2007
Well, I'm Aaron, and I often feel nullified. This story keeps getting better and better. Why did his "friend" feel a need to record the whole thing?
posted by ajaffe at 09:05 AM on September 18, 2007
Aaron Gross National Product? Back on the topic: Does anyone else feel like the state is throwing as many charges (robbery with a deadly weapon, burglary with a firearm, assault with a deadly weapon, first degree kidnapping with use of a deadly weapon, coercion with use of a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery, conspiracy to commit kidnapping and conspiracy to commit a crime) just to make sure something sticks? His "friend" recording the whole thing reeks of set up.
posted by HATER 187 at 10:21 PM on September 18, 2007
What, you don't record your armed robberies? How the hell are you ever gonna build up a resume?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 05:04 AM on September 19, 2007
"Does anyone else feel like the state is throwing as many charges..." You forgot the gross misdemeanor. He was picking his nose in public.
posted by irunfromclones at 12:56 PM on September 19, 2007
After a couple of murder charges and a 10 mph Bronco chase, this seems like a let down. O.J.'s geting old or lazy.Think bigger next time Juice! George Clooney and O.J. in Oceans 14....
posted by JNWV at 02:13 PM on September 19, 2007
Damn!! O.J. involved in a armed robbery? Afterwards, did he run out and jump over shit like in the Hertz commercial? Well, maybe now he'll finally see the inside of a prison cell.