September 18, 2003

Follow up on the Kelli White incident: Some surprising facts about Kelli's narcolepsy perscription. Apparently its so good at promoting 'hyper-focus and alertness' the Pentagon is even taking a fancy. (I'll bite my tongue on that friendly bombing incident in Afghanistan) This drug is so not performance enhancing that after 54 hours being awake, one taking Modafinil—better known as Provigil-can function normally: the cramming college student's best friend of the future. Good try Kelli, but better try and win without uppers before crying wolf.

posted by garfield to other at 09:46 AM - 2 comments

And you can just get this? Call my dealer... er, doctor.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:47 PM on September 18, 2003

I'm working on it....

posted by garfield at 09:01 AM on September 19, 2003

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