January 28, 2003

Man loses control of his cock, dies.: Be careful how you handle your cock. It could save your life.

posted by Samsonov14 to other at 01:44 PM - 5 comments

Good. The fucker deserved it.

posted by vito90 at 02:42 PM on January 28, 2003

Don't put "razor-sharp steel spikes" on your cock! Don't fight your cock! Sign seen outside cock-fighting arena: "Get your cock on!" Sigh. So many slogans ... so little time.

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:57 PM on January 28, 2003

"Killed by cock" has to be about the worst way to go out. Imagine spending all your years here on earth doing whatever it is you do, only to end up with those words hanging over you for eternity. Killed by cock.

posted by 86 at 04:14 PM on January 28, 2003

What a cock-up!

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:51 PM on January 28, 2003

I love stories about animal resistance.

posted by jasonspaceman at 06:43 AM on January 29, 2003

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